cyber stroke

when you see something so baffling you think you've downloaded a stroke

Is a bot going crazy or am i having a cyber stroke?

by Great Fortunato July 25, 2018

Ghost stroke

Ghost stroke(s) are when you lay on your arm until it falls asleep, and then jerk off with that same arm.

“It feels like someone else is doing it when you ghost stroke.”

by Pseudonah October 1, 2018

Self-Service Stroke

When the dog tries to find his own sexual pleasure by using your arm as a self service checkout.

Jimothy: Look at Jeremiah coming for a self-service stroke.

Oswald: He looks like he's only going for half.

Jimothy: Yes, he has not collected all of his items.

by Socially Awkward Panda August 14, 2011

five finger death stroke

To stroke a penis so well the man passes out when he cums

"I gave him the five finger death stroke so well that he was out for days"

by UrbanGram January 14, 2017

Dick Stroke

When your dick gets so hard that the blood pressure in your cock causes a malfunction resembling a stroke in your brain. EXCEPT IT IS YOUR FUCKING DICK!!!!!!!

Nice looking woman walks in.

Guy 1-look at that lady! Damn!
Guy 2- yeah too bad you had a dick stroke last week. Don't think you'll be doing work in her slit.
Guy 1-don't remind me asshole...

by ADDT-JACE February 7, 2015

power stroke

The best diesel truck engine built Ford Tough.

Power Stroke is the engine in Ford trucks.

by ccpgm41 September 2, 2006

stroker

A person who walks into a dealership to inquire about a vehicle or a number of vehicles with absolutely no intention of purchasing one that very day. A stroker will usually come equipped with useless information, e.i., consumer reports, a dinky little note pad, low-ball quotes from other dealers, etc. Strokers generally have no consideration for the salesman's time and money and come in all shapes and forms.

Stroker: "Well, John, thank-you for the test drive, you've been real helpful. Do you have a card?"
Salesman: Damn, stroker.

by King of Cars April 18, 2008