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Stranger danger

Is when you fall asleep with your gf or wife , wake up to a small like leprechaun guy named Dustin cuddling with you and dipping a sucker in your butt hole.
Shit I woke up last night to some guy dipping a sucker in my rectom and my wife was no were to be found all I could think was stranger danger.
by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023
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Stranger friends

Not besties. Not unknown people. But they still care each other with a feeling that they can’t explain. They don’t know well each other. But they try enough.
Can we be stranger friends?

You mean like not being in relationship but be in? Yeah sure ;)
by Baba_yaga December 20, 2021
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The Gay Stranger

When you ride a bike or do another such activity that while cause your penis to go numb. Afterwards you proceed to masturbate and it feels as though you are jerking off another man. This is due to your penis being numb.
I wanted to know what being gay felt like so I trie the gay stranger
by ThecLeb December 13, 2020
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Stranger Things

THE BEST SHOW IN THE UNIVERSE

parallel universe, psychotic powers, deadly monsters, possessed people, love, friendship, kids, and a cool guy with a bat.

if you haven’t watched stranger things… what in the hecking heck is wrong with you. honestly. watch it. right now. NOW!
me: who’s your favorite character in Stranger Things?

then: i haven’t seen it.
me: we are no longer friends. first i want you to watch it, then i want you to write a 5 page apology to me.
by strangerthingsss July 29, 2021
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Stranger Danger Weirdo

there are different meanings for weirdo's! there are the nice weirdos who likes stuff like music, movies, tv shows or books that other's might think that is weird, and then there are the stranger danger weirdos who are into kidnapping, killing or just plain weird. not your happy go lucky weirdos.
Sara: Becky is soooo weird!!! Alex: why? Sara: see what she is wearing? what a freaking weirdo!!!
Bob: see that guy over there? Anna: what about him? Bob: he's a stranger danger weirdo! he likes little girls and just plain weird! you stay away from him!!
by K412 January 7, 2024
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Double Secret Stranger

When two dudes adjacent to each other numb their own hands with the objective of giving themselves a stranger. However, each dude mistakenly grabs each others' penis and proceed to perform the stranger on the other person while believing they are performing said act on themselves, erstwhile they are performing the double stranger on each other.
John and Bob got completely wasted, crashed on the futon next to each other with the intention of performing a stranger. However, they were so fucked up that they ended up performing a double secret stranger.
by gaptooth December 17, 2023
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A Struggling Stranger

Jerking off with your sore arm the day after getting your second COVID vaccination.
Man, I gave myself a struggling stranger last night. It was like I’d stopped at a roadhouse and picked up a 60 year old sex worker that was getting to the end of her shift.
by Jimbo Notjones September 27, 2021
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