Bahamian pig-sticker

A sexual position "coined" by the ever inventive Phineas J. Flippenstanz in his memoirs "Events Pertaining to the Life and Advancement of Phineas J. Flippenstanz, Esq." of his 1874 journey to the Bahamas to witness the transit of Venus from an agreeable clime. According to said memoirs the Bahamian pig-sticker is "that position wherein the female arranges her quarters in the matter of a blissfully ignorant Bahamian pig fitfully drunk on nickel-barrel rum, while the male arranges his necessarily engorged member such that the shadow cast thereby resembles most closely that of the Bahamian pig-sticker before the slaughter. A most enjoyable, if noisy, bout of sexual congress is all but guaranteed to ensue."

"Having tired of the mere hundreds of standard sexual positions contained in the Kama Sutra and internet, Eustace and Charlie, on a recommendation from their vicar, attempted and greatly enjoyed the Bahamian pig-sticker."

by Aeneas Flippenstanz III December 9, 2008

swicked

Abreviation of "its wicked" also meening the best

"Swicked Kirsten!" or "Kirsten is Swicked!"

by Jon86 July 21, 2005

stickerbook night

A night, usually Monday, where a bunch of 30 year olds pretend they are 11 and try to fill up their football sticker books. Also they bust out some old school things like 8bit nintendo, kool aid, and talk about being a kid.

Sorry Gertrude, we can't go out tonight. Its stickerbook night and I have an itch to play paperboy.

by balls526 January 18, 2011

bumper sticker

when you leave a booger on a car's front or back bumper

Oh man. I left the biggest fucking bumper sticker on that Volvo.

by cuban luis April 7, 2008

swicked

(adj) The combination of the words, "sick" and "wicked" put into one radical word, "swicked".

"Swicked" can also mean something bad, hence 'wicked', which origins to witches and that of being evil, and 'sick', as in being ill (the bad ill).

1. Wow, Pubert, that 180 off off the stool was totally swicked.

2. You look really swicked Puberta, you should go lie down on that plastic couch.

by Pubert E. March 27, 2008

Stacked Ass Dack

Boner

I was at this ritual and I saw your sister... I got a stacked ass dack.

Uhmmm... k.

by cloudstrifexe90 July 5, 2010

trumper sticker

A bumper sticker espousing nativist or populist views.

He is anti-immigration, as you can see by his trumper sticker.

by smjgJsbjgsm October 29, 2018