skeet

To release a massive load of sperm, To remove the semen from a male body. Or in slang terms: to cum all over that bitch.

"Oh my! I got skeet in my eye", said Mildred.
"I'm terribly sorry.", said Eugene.

by a bored biotch October 12, 2004

Skeet Skeet

The act of ejaculating.

I'm gonna skeet skeet on her face.

You make me skeet skeet skeet like a water hose.

by KittyKattMeow June 28, 2010

skeet skeet skeet

man chowder, baby batter, love juice, jizz, cum, semen, ejaculation, splooge, busted nut, blown wad, man goo, jizm, sperm...what happens when you give a girl the "oh" face.

I showed that bitch my oh face then skeet skeet skeeted all over her.

by smack daddy November 13, 2006

bang bang skeet skeet

a longer way of saying "fuck" without actually saying it

if you chillin wit some homies and yo chick comes by to take you away, yo friends simply tell you "bang bang skeet skeet"

by jwanz January 3, 2006

Skeet yeet

An act of excitement with doing the milly rock

skeet yeet bro *proceeds to milly rock*

by Skeeterbois April 30, 2019

weed it and skeet

A different version of "read it and weep", when someone gets high and busts a but.

Guy: "Oh snap, how did you just hit a royal flush after being so fucked up?"
Dude: "You can't handle this bro, read it and weep!"

Guy: "I'm over this gambling, I'm bout to go back to the room where I can weed it and skeet!"
Dude: "I may have won this hang, but sounds like you're gonna be rolling and choking it with your hand..."
Guy: "Whatevs..."

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

take a spin in the sheets

To have sex. Especially (though not necessarily) with someone else.

hey baby, how's about you put down that little vibrator so we can go take a spin in the sheets?

by vuck January 31, 2010