Facebook Status Limit 

Socially acceptable number of daily Facebook status updates. AKA: FSL

Facebook User: *FACEBOOK SPAM*
(2 mins later) Facebook User: *FACEBOOK SPAM*
(4 mins later) Facebook User: *FACEBOOK SPAM*
Facebook Friend: Dude, you've gone WAY over the Facebook Status Limit.

Facebook Status Limit by ThatBritishBloke February 21, 2011

Sheen Status 

Partying as hard as Charlie Sheen. A status that no man or woman can reach ever. You must be Charlie Sheen to achieve Sheen Status.

Dude I came so close to Sheen Status last night, I banged a 5 gram rock up my dome piece then my mom took me to the hospital!" "AWWW DUDE, 2 more grams and you could have been SHEEN STATUS!!

Sheen Status by SlimeyCock123321 March 19, 2011

KB Status 

Starting to pregame way too early before going out and becoming extremely intoxicated. (blood alc level of 3.0 to be exact)

Complete Blackout

Waking up in the hospital, still drunk, with multiple IV's in your arm with your nurse telling you how you tried to hit her and they had to use restraints

Yeah she blacked out and woke up in the hospital. She started taking shots at like noon. Total KB Status!

Let's get KB Status tonight!

Look at that guy. Total KB Status

KB Status by Batie Kell May 23, 2011

Autograph Status 

Someone that is not famous does something that was so awesome you want their autograph.

Dude just hit the teacher and walked away like a goon!! Now thats autograph status.

Autograph Status by coolds123 May 26, 2011

Baller-status Catholic 

A devout Catholic who is extremely knowledgeable in the way of theology, doctrine, liturgy, faith formation, and has read up on the lives of the saints. They are also well-versed in the arguments against Church, particularly those used by secular fundamentalists. Entire families, in addition to specific individuals, can achieve the title of baller-status Catholic.

"After a lifetime quest for truth and knowledge, my friend Dan is a total baller-status Catholic."

"The McCluskey's totally boxed James in that argument about reserving priestly ordination to men alone using John Paul II's Ordinatio Sacerdotalis. They are definitely a baller-status Catholic fam."

Baller-status Catholic by WillyStyle101 January 28, 2014

girlfriend status 

Girlfriend Status: when the girlfriend wins and gets what she wants because she is the girlfriend

Boyfriend: I don’t want to watch that movie!
Girlfriend: But I have girlfriend status!
Boyfriend: fine

girlfriend status by main squeeze February 9, 2020

sham wow status 

When a girl is so sopping wet the only way she can dry herself is by using a sham wow.

Frank 's dirty dancing caused Rachel to become sham wow status.

sham wow status by Sanf783 November 22, 2013