When looking to get laid you meet a female who happens to be 17-years-old but due to her age one must decide whether she is hot enough to possibly become labeled a Sex Offender.
Wyatt - "I have this girl who wants my D but she is 17. What do I do?"
Gabe - "Is she Sex Offender Status Hot?"
Wyatt - "I mean, she is kind of pretty but not sex offender hot pretty."
Gabe - "Is she Sex Offender Status Hot?"
Wyatt - "I mean, she is kind of pretty but not sex offender hot pretty."
by 7O01 FOS February 6, 2019
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"Paint me like one of your Greek statues," Zeus whispered to Ganymede as he fiddled with his necklace of spaghet.
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The internal or external manifestation of relief felt upon learning the object of one's sexual attraction is above the age of consent.
by B. Ligerati January 15, 2008
Get the Statutory sigh mug.A facebooker who mindlessly copies and pastes facebook statuses that instruct them to post specific types of photos, or declare the movie character that they are.
An easily entertained goon who thinks they are part of something special or meaningful when they follow someones copy and paste facebook status instructions.
Anyone who tries to get a "WAVE" going with their facebook status.
An easily entertained goon who thinks they are part of something special or meaningful when they follow someones copy and paste facebook status instructions.
Anyone who tries to get a "WAVE" going with their facebook status.
by misterfacebook February 3, 2010
Get the status sheep mug.I was about to like Scott's Facebook status, but then I googled it and found it on NewLikes.com. He's nothing but a status thief.
by Harry W. June 21, 2011
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1. (n.) The condition a person is in when he/she is stoned
2. (v.) An action someone pulls that relates to something a stoner would do
2. (v.) An action someone pulls that relates to something a stoner would do
1. You are stoner status right now
2. You ate the all the food that was supposed to be donated to homeless kids?! That's stoner status!
2. You ate the all the food that was supposed to be donated to homeless kids?! That's stoner status!
by Jessica November 23, 2004
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