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State of the Union

Normally refers to the annual speech given by the President of the United States about the challenges and courses of action for the country.

I use the term to refer to the discussion lovers have over the health and prospective future of the relationship. The need to start such a conversation usually indicates that the relationship is already doomed.
Her: Honey, we need to talk. I'm upset with you shirking our Friday dates to play poker with your coworkers, and we haven't made love in two weeks. Why aren't you putting in the time with me?

Him: (thinking) Christ, woman. I don't feel like having a State of the Union with you right now.
by Jig Hexadecimal July 24, 2009
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Stateway Gardens

1.All the windows are boarded up at stateway gardens

2. Dont go into Stateway or you'll get your ass shot.
by Gganster31 March 28, 2005
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Oklahoma State University

A college located in Stillwater, Oklahoma; Known for there great wrestling program which holds 34 national championship. OSU is also good at basketball and they are improving greatly in football. They are part of one of the best conferences known as the Big 12.
Oklahoma State University dominated in the Big 12 tournament last week.
by Jonny McNamara April 2, 2007
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K-State

Did you hear about Darren Sproles 2000+ yard season?
That was totally last year.
No he did it again!
by Yankeesz November 24, 2004
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Stoner Statement

A statement that will confuse and incapacitate a person under the influence. Philosoraptor quotes are synonyms for stoner statements
Some stoner statements:

"Why do noses run while feet smell?"

"If actions are louder than words, then why is the pen mightier than the sword?"

"If guns don't kill people and people kill people, then toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast"
by AI001 September 6, 2011
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United Statesmen

One who is born in the United States of America is defined as a United Statesmen, just as one who is born in Canada a Canadian and one who is born in Mexico is a Mexican. All Canadian, Mexican and a United Statesmen can be called Americans.
1) A person born in any of the 50 states of the United States of America is a United Statesmen.
2) A person born in Canada is not a United Statesmen.
3) A person born in Mexico is not a United Statesmen.
4) An American can be Canadian, Mexican, or United Statesmen.
5) A United Statesmen is specific to its region of North America.
by Sds September 18, 2012
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United States of America

A company with a poor Better Business Bureau rating that is jointly owned by small enclaves of hyperproductive accelerationist demonic billionaires, whose main product is Democracy™.

United States of America's business interests include establishing a unipolar global hegemony, where all of their institutions and values have been forcefully integrated into every corner of the planet so that they may better monetize the global population.

To facilitate these business interests they:

- Wage endless war for 228 of the 246 years they've existed, destabilizing entire regions so that they can buy up their infrastructures for pennies on the dollar - all while playing both sides the entire time.

- Overthrow democratically elected governments, infringe upon human rights, and undermine personal liberties.

- Maintain a permanent underclass of employees through the profiteering of disaster capitalism and complete control of policymaking, ensuring the employees who produce the most profit are at their best when material conditions for everyone else are at their lowest.

- Perpetuate and deploy meaningless two-sided ideological systems that neither resolve conflict or respond to crisis, convince regular employees that they are involved in company decisions through their engagement and discussion of them, and observe as they rip each other apart.

- Kill a lot of people and make employees pay for it.
"Man, we have a lot of oil and poppy farms here I sure hope the United States of America doesn-"
* Gets bombed by some dude on the other side of the planet with an Xbox controller *

" Man my leader wants to take us off the petrodollar and drastically increase our standard of living. I sure hope the United States of Amer-"
* Leader gets assassinated, proxy government established, shopping malls built*

"Wow a bunch of Saudis attacked the United States of America, good thing I live in Iraq"

*Country invaded, leader overthrown and executed, tons of innocent civilians murdered.*
by fragi1e December 8, 2022
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