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Facebook Stalker

A mentally ill pathetic idiot who is obsessed with someone else and posts stupid crap on their wall every single fucking day, without giving them air to breathe. Not to mention a like on every picture the stalked posts.

Night stalker 

When you wake up in the middle of the night furiously tonguing the asshole of your partner.
Man, I woke up the other night doing a mad night stalker on Billy.... he didn’t mind it though.
Night stalker by BillyReuben000 March 18, 2021

Facebook stalker (FBS) 

someone who stalks your facebook page
Facebook stalker (FBS), Danielle Marchese

facebook stalker

A person who hooks up with people, and then stalks them on facebook. This is different from facebook whore.
Dude, that girl is such a facebook stalker. She won't stop messaging me.
facebook stalker by littlestranger November 7, 2006

cock-stalker 

A slut who will either openly or secretly become constantly active in the pursuit of some new dick.
"Those girls from Sex in the City are such cock-stalkers!"
cock-stalker by oscar green September 3, 2007

stoop stalker 

a city nigger who has no porch or front yard. sits on the stairs all day.
stoop stalker by skeeterkkk September 22, 2009