Squingle Squirt

When you bust your head open on the edge of a table and piss yourself.

"Yo, I squingle squirted yesterday after my ex threw her tampon at me."

by Diaphonous May 6, 2024

Squingly

Extremely excited, unpredictable, and rambunctious. Prone to risk-taking behavior and adventure-seeking.

“These hoes be making me squingly”

by Squingle Master May 8, 2024

Squinching

Verb: The action of lubricating one’s finger with lubricant, lotion and/or a condiment (ie. Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonnaise, etc.), pulling one’s butt cheek aside with the non lubricated hand; while pinching and tugging the poop out of one’s anal cavity, providing immediate gratification and release of bowels.

Dude! I haven’t pooped in eight days! I’m on a squinching streak bro!

by Marqueef2024 July 9, 2024

squinnki

1. afab with a smelly vagina
2. a person with a stank puss
3. someone who has bad odor in their coochie

"that chick i took home was a squinnki"

by thatlilminx November 12, 2024

Squirnumn

Some Jizz. This term is used as plural, and past tense. No need for S' or an ed.

Bro! I just squirnumn on my bed sheets!

by Dr. Qratzi November 25, 2024

Squintched

An onomatopoeia verb primarily used in reference to ones sphincter.

It refers to both the motion and sound of tightly contracting ones sphincter muscle; clenching ones asshole.

I squintched so hard when that cop turned on his lights, luckily he was after the guy i was passing.

by FreeKatt420 December 27, 2024

SQUINTERPOL

The International Criminal Police Organization that predominately operates in Asia.

As soon as I stepped foot in Laos, I was apprehended by the SQUINTERPOL.

by The Rat of Alberta January 19, 2025