Squirrel Monkey

Any species in which reproductive organs of both sexes are present.

Also see: Hermaphrodite

confused individual: "Are you a MAN or are you a WOMAN??"

Hermaphrodite: "neither, Imma SQUIRREL MONKEY!"

by Gmilch May 16, 2010

Squirrelly Saunter

The way you walk after someone pushes your testicles into your rectum during sexual intercourse, so named for the squirrel, who hides its nuts.

"That guy is walking slyly, yet demurely."

"Yes, he's doing the squirrelly saunter."

-or-

"That sex was hot last night, but today I had to squirrelly saunter into work."

-or-

"That guy dances like his balls are up his ass. He's doing the Squirrelly Saunter."

by Virgovibes December 23, 2008

squirrellin'

To be young and be a fucking retard.

Also to be young, and moving side to side rapidly on IRacing

The 4:45 AM EST has a lot of FUCKING SQUIRRELS.

This motherfucker moved to wall to the line about 70000000000 times. fucking squirrellin'

by PC10DaTruth July 15, 2011

Squirrelling The Turd

The act of holding in a bowel movement until a later time. As a squirrel hides nuts for a later time.

John was stuck in traffic, so he was really squirrelling the turd.

by Pete1688 October 6, 2012

squirrel pelt

a mullet haircut

takem from the website mulletjunkie.com

billy bob beamed as he beheld his squirrel pelt in the mirror

by butch November 17, 2004

Squirrel Cage Jail

The best place to visit in Council Bluffs, Iowa. It is haunted and it has the best tour guides.Currently there are two and im one of them lol...

but visit it...look them up and call them

seriously you dont wanna miss it.

The Squirrel Cage Jail is the best musuem ever!

by Lc Titan Fan March 19, 2009

squirrel stew

wanting a one night stand, or wanting to make a really big mistake with a really good looking girl

Me: "SQUIRREL STEW!! man!!"
you: "squirrel stew indeed..."

by Meatball1989 April 15, 2009