Squatch

Dirty STD infested vagina

"Shaun has been real desperate lately, so desperate he fucked that little squatch downstairs in Apartment C, now he's got scabies, warts and the HIV."

by That girl at Perfect March 2, 2009

jack squat

Nothing. Identical in meaning to jack shit - it's just an equivalent for people who are scared of profanities.

Your car's worth jack squat.

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ September 21, 2003

squatter jacks

verb - a very difficult to perform sex maneuver that involves doing jumping jacks while squat thrusting on the dick

We got bored with the pile driver and went straight to the squatter jacks...wait...why am I telling you about this?

by Brian F from Tampa May 7, 2007

squat to pee syndrome

A diesease that every man gets in his life when his penis stops working for about 2 weeks and he is forced to sit down when he pees because it comes out of his ass

Man 1: Awww dude these past 2 weeks have sucked i got squat to pee syndrome.

Man 2: Dude that fuckin blows i just finished that about a month ago.

by Jaquan Jackson July 8, 2011

Squatch

Squatting to take a shit in the woods like Sasquatch (Bigfoot).

When I was out hiking I had to squatch one on the trail.

by mizrabull September 30, 2003

squatfest

A group of college girls peeing in a bush after a fraternity party at Radford University!

Two bodaciously shitarded girls find a bush after a fraternity party....and they are accomponied by their sorority sisters for a squatfest.

by Platinum Grill March 11, 2006

SQUATCH

(n) Term used mainly in the west coast California, often meaning "get the fuck out" or "be gone".

*Girl - Yo let me get an ounce of that KUSH for a BJ
*Boy - Nah, squatch bitch

by A1SAUCY December 29, 2014