Shits Spunk

A woman who constantly takes it in the shitter.

There’s shits spunk Barbara. Apparently she prolapsed on big daves dick.

by Shits Spunk October 08, 2018

Spunk Mountain

The pile of semen covered rags, socks, underwear and any other bit of cloth one masturbated on and then threw on the floor.

It’s funny when my laundry piles up and my mom has to wash my Spunk Mountain.

by 0neHugeWang! March 06, 2019

Spunk Dap

The wearing of a used Wank Sock.

I was in such a rush this morning, I accidentally put on my Wank Sock, and spent the day squelching around the office in a Spunk Dap.

by GrumpyJedi May 30, 2023

Spunk Buddy

A Variation on the traditional bunk buddy sleeping arrangement in male bedrooms. Rather than have separate bunks for sleeping, the top bunk is used solely for masturbating with the bottom configured for top n' tail sleeping.

Looking Forward to going skiing next month, Karl has agreed to be my Spunk Buddy for the week. Saves fighting over who gets the bottom bunk !

by Slayer117 January 19, 2023

blow spunk

When one shoots semen all over themselves or near passersby after seeing something quite arousing.

"Dude, she's so hot I'm about to blow spunk!"

by batbearwillstab August 05, 2014

Spunk Pad

Messy, grimey, trashed house generally shared by many. A unkept house. A residence with a catbox that is very used. A crib with a rotting kitchen and or destroyed bathroom.

After he graduated from high school , he moved in to a total spunk pad with six other losers

by TacomaMendo February 19, 2010

Spunk Nugget

Spunk with batter

I'm going to order the Spunk Nugget Special

by The Banter Lad January 08, 2017