spunk monkey

a very fastly generating penis

i was having it one night when i forgot abotu my spunk monkey and i kind of filled her to the brim .

by fag end February 18, 2009

Spunk monkey

A word given to a unsually horny man , that goes wild to the even slightest touch of a female

What the fuck Jeremy you sure are a "spunk Monkey"

by Amanmakingtheworldabetterplace January 01, 2017

Spunk Bin

Noun. Used to describe promiscuous ladies who have slept with half the population of your country, or, if you will, a filthy whore in which to deposit one's spunk. Used by multiple males for the disposal of excess seminal fluids.
Or to take other females husbands and let them deposit spunk into then.

I see "spunk bin" has been with someone else's Husband again !

by FTM22683 July 10, 2016

spunk chamber

The habitat of the teenage male that is complete with internet access, Vaseline and tissues.

Haven't seen Johnny today...
I think he's just discovered Brazzers.com, so he probably won't be out of the spunk chamber for a while.

by oneofthebiggest December 18, 2013

spunk berry

giving a girlfriend or wife a bowl of frankin berry or another fruity cereal but instead of milk its cum

wife: what kind of cereal is this
husband:spunk berry

by tlrd123 May 05, 2011

Spunk Dap

The wearing of a used Wank Sock.

I was in such a rush this morning, I accidentally put on my Wank Sock, and spent the day squelching around the office in a Spunk Dap.

by GrumpyJedi May 30, 2023

Spunk Buddy

A Variation on the traditional bunk buddy sleeping arrangement in male bedrooms. Rather than have separate bunks for sleeping, the top bunk is used solely for masturbating with the bottom configured for top n' tail sleeping.

Looking Forward to going skiing next month, Karl has agreed to be my Spunk Buddy for the week. Saves fighting over who gets the bottom bunk !

by Slayer117 January 19, 2023