Spread the Jam

If you say or do something that a living person would disapprove of, you cause that person to "spread the jam." This is similar to having someone "roll in their grave" except for when the person is alive.

If you eat beef, you make Oprah spread the jam.

by Josh Goldston October 28, 2006

Spread eagle

A spread eagle is when a girls legs are spread out like a eagles wings and the boy is fisting her until she screams like an eagle

Friend 1: Did you hear that screaming eagle last night?
Friend 2: Nah I was doing a classic teezy like spread eagle

by GarronTerrell April 19, 2019

Man Spreading

Another small micro-issue feminist use to demonize and insult the dominant gender (male). If being logical and not female, the reason most men spread their legs in public places is simply because of the tension and friction of their male reproduction appendage making them uncomfortable when sitting. This “2 worded” word is also used to just complain about something else that no one normal and logically actually gives a fuck about.

Omg quit man spreading, you white male asshole!

by Immaculate_RedPill69 January 15, 2020

cunt spread

An extremely vaginal referance to the actual organ itself, but primarily, a name to call your freinds after they do something that meets your disaproval.
Note: A name that involves the word "cunt" in it, really needs no explanation. You are expressing some sort of emotional or physical angst.

"God! Tim why do you have to be such a cunt spread all the time?"

"You just ruined my killing spree you cunt spread!"

by Mr. Walter November 7, 2006

Muck Spreading

Muck Spreading (verb) - The jetison of spent semen from your partners anus by means of farting or shitting or both at the same time.

Tracey spread her butts and farted the spent muck right back onto my Japs Eye.
"Bullseye, you Muck Spreading bitch, I grunted!"

by Ozzer Onzer May 17, 2006

muck spreader

1. One who spreads manure.

2. A nasty female who spreads her legs for many men.

Wow look at Tj. He sure is a muck spreader.

Eww Katie is such a muck spreader. Look at her flirt with all those guys.

by Captain Porking February 25, 2014

spreads

A loose term used to refer to money, large area of land, and a farm. But mostly money.

yo, I got mad spreads, son.

by Alex Plus January 28, 2008