slurp-a-derp

The act of giving head, blow job, oral, eating out, etc... the word is a combination of "slurp" for sucking & "derp" for sounds being made while attempting to talk with genitalia in ones mouth.

It's that time of the month, so Jenny gave Johnny a little slurp-a-derp to calm him after his busy day.

by RaCeR_X December 3, 2013

sPLURed

A cross between scene kid, nerd and PLUR. Life consists crazy colors, scenester hair, Halo and Xbox.

Wow, that kid is so sPLURed.

by Cookie monster! March 9, 2008

splurfff

A mighty warrior who has slumbered awaiting its return to the mortal realm

Beware splurfff for it will come back soon

by Dunkor III November 8, 2023

shlurker

a shady and sketchy person who's presence is grossly out of place, unwanted, and perverted. a lurker, perv, or bum hanging out in an area where they don't belong.

Girl to girl friend at the beach: "That gross shlurker in the combat boots and sweat pants is staring at you. Let's get out of here!"

by NackDogg May 22, 2010

shlurking

verb
when one is listening to dubstep while lurking
shlumping+lurking=shlurking
dubstep lurking shlumping

-Hey, do you know where Luke is?
-Yea, I think i saw him shlurking in the english hallway a few minutes ago.

by The_Majyq_Touch January 20, 2011

slurp sisters

When you slurp with your friend in sync

They both did that at the same time, they must be slurp sisters

by Gay-bees November 23, 2016

SLURCH

A slut in Church

You could see her panties when she knelt for communion, what a slurch.

by MoxieMoto December 17, 2017