When you tie a long length of rope around a mans testicles, loop it up around the neck, tie a slip knot and proceed to tighten the two loops together. (A form of bondage)
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"We tried out the Spaniard Lanyard, she cracked my ribs and stole my deoderant."
"Last time I do that..."
"We tried out the Spaniard Lanyard, she cracked my ribs and stole my deoderant."
"Last time I do that..."
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That girl over there is a spAnito
by Feedis March 5, 2017
Get the SpAnito mug.While in a vehicle- When the passenger causes the car to go off of the road (intentionally or unintentionally) and must flee the scene. The passenger will then make sure the driver is unconscious or deceased.
Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis
3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.
Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.
Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis
3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.
Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.
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Get the Spanish fruitcake mug.There were no girls at the frat party so nobody drank the sangria. At 1am the beer ran out so the guys decided to spanish water dog it.
by Kool Breeze June 8, 2018
Get the spanish water dog mug.You and your buddies go and eat a shit ton of Spanish food then proceed to fart in eachothers mouths and ignite the flatulance
Jordan gives the best Spanish furnace’s ,dev now has 2nd degree burns on his lips and alex has no eyebrows
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