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Soberfitz

An alcoholic man who is always drinking. Even while working he can be found drunk on top of a crate or two of whiskey.
Dude, look at that guy! he hasnt left the pub for a day and a half!

Yep, he is definately a Soberfitz
by G8HMF May 11, 2010
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Sober Crow

1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.

a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.

derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.

Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.

3. a support network
thanks to my flock of sober crows I got home safe and sound last night after the toga party
by clayhands December 9, 2010
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soberies

The people that don't smoke or do drugs. Noun version of sober.
The soberies hid all the beer in the party.
by Its a word January 4, 2011
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Sobernose

(noun) a person who does not take part in the act of smoking marijuana. This person is designated the title "sobernose" because he is better able to detect the scent released by the marijuana.
"I asked the sobernose if it smells like...like skunk and smoke...or some shit....like that. Good ish, dude."
by chocotocofatmom673 September 8, 2011
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Soberitus

A disease caused by not consuming enough alcohol
"The last time I got drunk was like 2 weeks ago!!" "Oh dear! I think you need to go to the doctors.. It sounds like you have soberitus!!"
by WillandClaire February 1, 2013
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Sijerk

To recieve a hand job or to be "jerked" by a member of the Sijeric family.
Andrew: "dude i heard you were with that Sijeric girl last night."
Nick: "yeah man it was pretty cool."
Andrew: "did she sijerk you?"
by Trex54 September 22, 2012
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sober sully

When a male friend decides he decides to poop on your party by not partaking in beverage consumption.
Friend 1 - My vag hurts and I dont want to drink
Friend 2- GODDAM IT STOP BEING A SOBER SULLY
by DickSmash McIroncawk November 12, 2012
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