sober sully

When a male friend decides he decides to poop on your party by not partaking in beverage consumption.

Friend 1 - My vag hurts and I dont want to drink
Friend 2- GODDAM IT STOP BEING A SOBER SULLY

by DickSmash McIroncawk November 12, 2012

Soberitus

A disease caused by not consuming enough alcohol

"The last time I got drunk was like 2 weeks ago!!" "Oh dear! I think you need to go to the doctors.. It sounds like you have soberitus!!"

by WillandClaire February 1, 2013

sober salad

The state of finally being sober after a long weekend of alcohol consumption. Typically refers to someone who may fall in the college audience.

I drank moonshine like it was my job last night and now, after about a day of recovery I'm finally sober salad

by Hubbz September 23, 2013

Stoeber

To fist a girl's anus whilst screeching like a pterodactyl and flapping your free arm.

Hey, you know how I was with Amy last night? Yeah well I stoebered her, gave her an (angry pirate), then cried myself to sleep.

by Wadata October 9, 2013

soberwhelming

something that is overwhelming to do unless you're drunk or high.

Family get togethers are soberwhelming.

by natzacaar December 27, 2013

sober wheel driver

sober wheel driver

Meaning: When a taxi driver drives you and your vehicle home safe.

Why risk a dui when Urban Taxi Cab will get YOU & YOUR VEHICLE home or your destination safe? Stay sober behind the wheel with Urban Taxi Cab's Sober Wheel Driver. #urbantaxicab

by save_soul5000 March 22, 2014

soberlitious

Sexy, Single, and Sober

That woman use to be a Hott Mess, but is now Soberlitious!

by carriePie November 9, 2014