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Free Sneeze

To sneeze without restraint or any attempt to cover up. Possibly propelling cold, flu or Covid to nearby bystanders.
To rudely and openly sneeze without regard to the well being of others close by.
That idiot free sneezed right in the middle of the crowded elevator.
by Oscar & Stella February 2, 2022
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suppressed sneeze

A less-than-freely-discharged nasal-cannon blast dat you create in order to make less mess, reduce noise, not make your respiratory-path so sore, etc.
One of da best ways to accomplish an effectively-suppressed sneeze is to hold a large wadded-up towel over yer nose and mouth while also trying to still your vocal cords as best you can, so dat you both "contain your explosion" and cause a minimum of startling to others in your vacinity, not to mention reducing stress to your throat.
by QuacksO March 3, 2023
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Dick sneeze

It’s an urban legend that when someone thinks of you, you’ll sneeze.
Therefore, when someone thinks of your dick, it shall sneeze too.
John: Man, I think I’m sick, my dick has been sneezin’ a lot lately.
Carl: Smh my head my head, it’s just a dick sneeze man. Must be Jessica from last night.
by livingthesecretlife December 31, 2018
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sneeze traffic

A build-up of unsneezed snezes which all come out at once, usually winding and/or doubling up the sufferer.
"ATISISISISHOO!" *stumbles backwards* "Sorry, sneeze traffic!"
by lilcoffeefiend October 4, 2016
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Free Sneeze

To sneeze without restraint or any attempt to cover up. Possibly propelling cold, flu or Covid to nearby bystanders.
To rudely and openly sneeze without regard to the well being of others close by.
That idiot free sneezed right in the middle of the crowded elevator.
by Oscar & Stella February 2, 2022
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Sneezing Dragon

when a girl is giving a guy head, and a guy is in the process of ejaculating. He shoves her head down on his penis, ejaculates in her mouth, then the semen passes thru her nasal passageway and out her nostrils.
Àang likes the sneezing dragon 5 days a week
by Àang October 12, 2025
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russian sneeze

Another name for when you purposely expel mucous from your ass. This can be caused by excessive fingers in the ass or any other things being in your ass. In some cases there may be shit or jizz in the mucous substance
after all that fingering I'll have to do a Russian sneeze when I get home.
by What's the Internet May 26, 2017
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