Bong asshole sneeze

When you made some great food and it makes your asshole sneeze out ouf excitement for whats to come

This food looks great , Bong asshole sneeze.

by Hamcandle January 13, 2020

Cock sneeze

Absolute bellend of a guy like Damion Finlayson from Ayr a beasty wee know jockey

Damion was a complete cock sneeze of a guys

by Thefairyseshmother December 2, 2025

sneeze the weasel

To masturbate; the weasel is the dick being sneezed.

"Bro, why are you so late for the meeting?"
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."

by RegaTheChad June 16, 2021

make that dog sneeze

An old basketball term that identifies as making baskets with hitting all net. The swish sound is supposedly similar to a dog sneezing

Good luck in your basketball game. Go make that dog sneeze!

by 12yanG0 August 21, 2022

Dick Sneeze

A slang term for a Discord Voice Chat, this is because it sounds JUST like "VC"

Hop on dick sneeze

by Our_Lord_Gary April 26, 2025

How to sneeze

Take a deep breath and hope that you sneeze.

I can't sneeze to save me life, mother.

Mother, teach me how to sneeze.

by Knittin' peep May 21, 2019

Sneezing

When someone cums in your nostrils, and then you blow it back out.

"God, I'm gonna make you sneeze."

"What's that on your face?" "Oh, I was sneezing."

by Booberryboobs October 16, 2022