smokin da reef

what a fat kid with curly hair does on the daily, usually because his family hates him or his cat died

"Hey, I saw Miles smokin da reef on Saturday, he was blazed man"

by 123hey321hello123 November 30, 2016

Smokin' Arses

When you are feeling a little kinky so you pull up to that bumper and you jam that Vape into her nether regions, press the button, and watch that coochie blow a smoke stack. #assstack #thelittlearsethatcould #vape

Britney: "Let's try something new babe"
Chad: "Alright, prepare your anus for the smokin' arses"

by Misty Anus May 10, 2017

Smoking the muff

The act of taking a draw from a smokable of your choice and blowing it into a vaginal orifice then re-inhaling the smoke from said orifice a second time.

Dude, anyone can smoke normally. You gotta try smoking the muff!

by Zombiestl October 8, 2017

Smoking the same pie

when a group of people are equally delusional about any given topic are situation

john and richie both think frehsly picked lemons cause lyme disease. they're all smoking the same pie

by mistahroga June 3, 2018

Smoking the Hotdog

Sucking a sweaty dick

Jenny was smoking the Hotdog on the highschool quarterback

by Quasidodo June 10, 2018

Smokin' Tinker Toys

A phrase used to denote an activity that appears productive however is neither productive nor fun. Can also denote unproductive behavior.

The phrase originates from northeastern Pennsylvania with an anecdote of children pantomiming their cigarette smoking parents by using tinker toys as opposed to more sensible options, such candy cigarettes.

Ex.: “There were piles of paperwork and tickets to process on his desk, but he spent most of the day smokin' tinker toys.”

by GiordanoB June 16, 2018

smoking fajita

when you have sexual intercorse with a mexican female and her sexual organs start to steam

“i was fucking this mexican chick and i have her a smoking fajita that shit was fire dawg

by baileymk6 July 16, 2018