samuella

Samuella is an ancient term for a small energetic individual who enjoys fairies, cupcakes, and other whimsical creatures. Samuellas also enjoy animated films about princesses, as well as ponies and sparkles.

In 1970, a medieval vellum manuscript was found during an archeological excavation in the Scottish highlands. This manuscript contains the earliest known usage of the term "Samuella" to describe a tavern dancing girl in 1437. The inscription can be found below.

Samuella is also the feminine version of the popular Biblical name "Samuel."

Samuella, she's a tiny little slut,
Samuella, likes to take it in the butt. (repeat X 30)

"That girl looked ridiculous in her pink sequin Glinda outfit. What a Samuella."

by Meebus Maximus Polygamous IV May 26, 2008

Samuel L. Jackson

The most whored actor in film history, will appear in anything for the right amount of cash.

Will be in 90% of films being made by the time we get to 2010

"A film about Snakes... on a plane? You bet your mother fuckin' ass I'll be in that"

"A film about aliens who blow up the planet, fix it to blow it up again then fuck us all in the ass and I'll love it? I'm not sure...

You'll pay me 10 million dollars to be in it?! Sign me up nigga!"

All quotes I overheard Samuel L. Jackson say them

by Kieren and Grae July 22, 2006

samuel l. jackson

myyyyyyyy nigga!
possibly the baddest mofo on the planet.

see pulp fiction and jackie brown

by roxxor February 19, 2004

shmuel

one who is very nice.
one whos head is deformed.
he/she usually smells because they never shower.
they usually get hit by a spade off their father.
they resemble an animal like an alpacker/llama.
a shmuel usually gets pissed on.

llama, alpacker, shmuel.

by abdulallalaadfddd June 19, 2011

Simul-core

Meaningless, except for those "in the know". It means, literally, that someone on this planet or somewhere in the universe, is also listening to the same exact song you're listening to right now, beginning and ending at the same time, simultaneously, whenever you listen to music. A mockery of all the ___-core buzzwords used to hype this or that new band. In short, no one is as special as they'd like to think they are.

OMFG, I love Dick Wang and the Johnsons, they are the sickest simul-core band there is!

by scarebear May 9, 2006

Simultanufuck

(Sime-ult-ane-you-fuck)

1. n. The act of fucking many things (usually girls) simultaneously when exceeding a foursome
2. adj. Used to describe something as "better than sex with many things at once"

1. I simultanufucked 6 girls last night
2. Adrian: ISN'T THIS FUCKING MINDBLOWING
Peter: THIS MADE MY LIFE
Adrian: IT's FUCKING BETTER THAN...FUCKING!
Peter: BETTER THAN FUCKING EVERYTHING AT ONCE!
Adrian: BETTER THAN A SIMULTANUFUCK

by nizzero July 14, 2009

Simultasking

If an electronic device has more than one screen and multitasks on both of them, it is Simultasking.

The soon to be released Kyocera Echo from Sprint has the Simultasking capability.

by AndroidGirl March 7, 2011