Shut your sphincter!

Another way to say shut up. Confuses the person you tell this too which usually results in them being quiet. More effective than saying plain ol' shut up. The definition of a sphincter is essentially an opening in the human body (example: mouth)

Nick: Hi I'm Nick. I'm really fucking annoying and laugh at my own jokes. I have no sense of humor and look like a preteen girl. I will be a virgin forev...
Dan: SHUT YOUR SPHINCTER!!
*silence*

by dangerdan101 October 21, 2009

Shut your asshole

A synonym for "shut your mouth", that also indicates that only shit (garbage) comes out of one's mouth, therefore replacing "mouth" with "asshole".

Donald: "It has not been easy for me... My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars"
Logical guy: "A million dollars is a small loan? Shut your asshole you orange whiny bitch"

by Anrei October 22, 2017

shut yo leep

A nicer way of saying shut up.

Sister: Can I tell you a bed time story, I promise it won't be long.

Big brother: No go to bed.

Sister: "starts telling her story"

Big brother: Shut yo leep!

by Chrislovewords December 7, 2013

shut yo face

When u have no comment/response to something. Means shut up, shut it down.

Guy: Girl, you got a nice ass!
Girl: Shut yo face!

by StiffanySwallows January 20, 2015

eyes glued shut

When eye discharge gets dry and crusty then cause eyes glued shut. The eye kids will be glued together.

CBC news:
The boy was hospitalized because of eyes glued shut.

by Tomytomy October 25, 2015

shut your fag

similar to shut up. refers to some one who sounds like a' normal fag' who is being critical of alternate life styles that he/she deems not to be mainstream or 'normal'

A. those people are weird for listening to that strange music.
B. Shut your fag dude, that's some cool shit.

by Lastburden1234 April 19, 2018

Shut your boat

London Slang - Shut your mouth

Oi you, shut your boat

by Super959 June 9, 2018