Shampoo

A) A type of soap used to clean your body/hair in the shower

B) The shit that 12 year old boys that are noobies to jackin use as lube, resulting in multiple friction burns, torn skin, and extreme burning on the dick because the shampoo is in the burns and cuts. DONT USE SHAMPOO AS LUBE.

“Man fuck it, I’ll use shampoo.”

by TexasTittyTantrumTeardown May 6, 2019

Shamp

A low quality person, with little to no knowledge.

Yooooo, Nick Noblit is a Shamp

by Glock book srry either July 18, 2019

shampooh

Da "generic knockoff" dollar-store brand of kiddie scalp-wash available at a much-cheaper price than da "genuine article" dat comes in an Edward-Bear-shaped bottle.

I have always raised my children to ignore fancy-schmancy advertising and packaging, so they don't mind using just "bargain-basement" soap and shampooh for their bathing needs.

by QuacksO August 31, 2019

shampoo horn

when you jack off using soap/shampoo

i gave myself a shampoo horn in the shower

by poopooass September 15, 2019

Shimp

1. The last name of some poor motherfuckin real estate agent in Florida.
2. Shrimp.

1. “Have you contacted Jesse with the contract yet? You know how the Shimps get when they’re run short on time.”
2. “I sure could go for a bucket o’ shimp.”

by Sticky Steven November 25, 2019

Shimp

A person who exhibits primitive characters in his/her appearance and/or behavior

Nezo is a shimp. He likes to jump around and gribble with his friends

by Uncle Ali April 21, 2020

Shampooted

The sound the shampoo bottle makes when you're giving it a squeeze and it lets one rip.

That wasn't me farting, the shampoo shampooted.

Was showering this morning and my head and shoulders shampooted on me, might be running a little low.

by Momotash May 16, 2020