The severest form of fat bastardry which is a medical emergency. A Type I reaction according to the Gell And Coombs Classification. An often severe and sometimes fatal systemic reaction in a susceptible individual upon exposure to far too many pizzas (such as a deep pan pepperoni and cheese or a cajun chicken and spicy beef italian thin crust) following previous sensitization. Characterized especially by Bariatric tendencies and a distinct lack of exercise.
by LEX SR December 25, 2005
by MoonKnight March 23, 2003
a state of mind left behind by a Noorian where you will constantly look over your shoulder, hold your belongings closer to yourself and tighter, watch your sides more, be on the lookout for projectiles, and constantly remind yourself of your heterosexuality
the noorian left a shit in my head so im in noorian shock, he got my sides and now im paranoid in a noorian shock
by yourfriendlyneighborhoodjanet September 28, 2010
A sugar high and or sugar rush
by ladybug204 September 30, 2018
by VroomVroom October 17, 2014
by sourmike February 12, 2010
when someone has grown addicted to a person and becomes a puppy and has not talked to a certain person for a short amount of time. In the victims mind though, since he/she is in jordan-shock, this short amount of time seems endless to her. This originated from maria&jordan on the tv show SOME DO, when jordan gets a job and therefore is unable to talk to Maria as much as he used to.
by fmtonight. June 22, 2010