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Scottish coffee

A perversion of Irish coffee enjoyed by certain Russian girls who did not realize that there is a difference between Irish Whiskey and Scotch, or even between an Irishman and a Scot.
Olga ordered asked for J&B in her Irish whiskey. We christened it as Scottish Coffee.
by jhhhcentruian September 22, 2005
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Scrotty

One who Likes Balls and Scrotums
Hello, Scrotty!

pronounced Scr oh Tee
by whitey July 19, 2006
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Scottish Facial

When playing Gears of War 2 on Xbox Live a beast named Scottish33 downs you and curbstomps you.
Kid 1: Dude how was gears?
Kid 2: Cool but this Scottish33 kid kept stomping me.
Kid 1: Aw dude, he gave you the scottish facial?
Kid 2: Ya...
by Scottish33 December 23, 2008
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Scottish

A bunch of unemployed, heroin-addicted, deep-fried mars bar scoffing, orange-haired sectarian scum from the North of Hadrian's Wall.
Famous Scottish military victories include Bannockburn and the time they stole the goalposts and pitch from Wembley in 1977.

Famous Scottish military defeats are too numerous to mention, but the English handed out every one of those shoeings over numerous centuries.
by TimmyTheTroll May 12, 2009
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Scottie Wilbekin

1. Florida Gators basketball player that is overrated as hell. He has one good game and suddenly is SEC Player of the Year. Acts like the Gators team captain when clearly he is not even one of their best players. Choked in Final Four game, and made his team lose.
2. Synonym for pussy
Frank: Wow, Joe is scared of ants.
Tom: What a Scottie Wilbekin!
by The realest G bro April 13, 2014
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Scottified Taskmaster

Scottified Taskmaster The perfect man who will dance in the rain, and show you off and make you feel important. He will steel you're heart and make you feel like you are his everything. And when you least expect it, the Scottifie part happens, and every aspects of your life is nothing, lifeless, hopeless, loveless, and broken.
Scottified Taskmaster is a perfect prince charming from hell.
Yes i fell for my Scottified Taskmaster.
Scottified Taskmaster, and Angel are a perfectly imperfect love turned into a deserted disaster.
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Scottius, varianus

a creature not understood by modern science. in his own town, something that can barely get a girl to talk to him on intimate terms. yet away, in a foreign enviornment is a hook-up machine desired by more females than he knows what to do with. which is good, because he has a good field to pick from...because he's picky...yea. ANYWAY, back to the definition, right- He surpases his close relative, the P Falz in all areas of coolness, which is why he is not emo. also unlike P Falz he consumes large amounts of alchohol, something P Falz is thinking of doing, because he is bored, lonely, and wanting...and pissed about all three things.
He also makes short, to the point definitions. Probably because he has things to do where he is. It would be good if he didnt get pissed off while reading this, because rather than a definition, it has become and emo rant by the P Falz.
In short, Scottius Varianus is a cool creature who will be visited by the Pfalz in the coming months, if he came take his emo ranting.
GAWD DAMN! Sottius Varianus is one BAAADD pimp daddy.
by P Falz November 15, 2004
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