Sit down and Scratch

"Sit down and scratch" is a phrased used in Trinidadian Creole slang. Its represents an act of idleness, where a person has nothing to do and simply scratches themselves, is usually used sarcastically or as a joke.

"Wha dey feel it is? I busy inno, dey feel I does just sit down and scratch whole day awa?"

"Bai meen wanna do nun nah I just gonna sit down and scratch"

by Cydetrini November 6, 2023

Scratch talker

A person who keeps messing up a word everytime they type something

Shingo: Stfu Jakarter, you speak like a scratch talker you chudling. Dont make me imalgaforph you into getting jimmy’d until you go fuck your self and slepe with the agentes, you WILL and CAN get cancelled."

by darkshadow0708 November 13, 2025

Ball Scratching N' Sniffin

Scratching Your Testicles and Sniffing Your Hand

He be ball scratching n' sniffin

by Joe Balls EDP445 August 15, 2022

Scratch It

A term used to refer to itching one’s nutsack. It is oftentimes done intentionally to gross someone out.

Oh yeah. Let me just scratch it real good.

by Extreme Cube101 May 19, 2024

Scratch-Dick Syndrome

When your penis becomes scratchy after bustin' a fat ass nut. Typically last between 5-10 minutes.

"Damn Tommy, I just came so hard I got Scratch-Dick Syndrome now."

"That's what happens when you watch hentai, Phil."

by joshhastheclaphands January 15, 2020

Captain Scratch Balls

The person on the phone kept scratching their balls all day. You call them Captain Scratch Balls,

Captain Scratch Balls, are you the boss or what?

by shailockbear November 8, 2025

scratch

a programming language for teachers who want their students to have no success in life and learn to drag some blocks to other blocks

hey did u do ur scratch hw the teacher gave us?
lmao no im not a loser

by scratchsucks November 29, 2020