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salty jake

noun- a leathery, crotchety, seasoned firefighter that believes he/she is God's gift to creation due to his/her experience and knowledge gained while working in the greatest profession on earth. AKA: the best job in the world.

noun- a disorder suffered by firefighters, sometimes called "Salty Jake Syndrome".

Signs and symptoms of being a salty jake are the following :

1. Crusty, dented, scorched helmet (suddenly appears after 1 year on the job)
2. Dirty, stinking Bunker Gear with rips and tears all over
3. Sudden appearance of station uniforms resembling a domicile challenged individual
4. White officer devices that suddenly, over night, become charred and covered in soot
5. Waxing poetically about rubber coats and hip boots, (In spite of the fact of not being on the job when they were worn)
6. Entitlement attitude (this job owes me)
7. All stories begin with; "We had a Job", "Remember how it used to be", "This is how we do it here", "That company sucks", etc......
8. And the ultimate sign - a bushy mustache
My Knowledge of the fire service has been forever expanded by the vast influence of the salty jakes that I work with.
by A salty fireman November 21, 2013
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salty dragon

Sprinkling salt and pepper into a girls vagina and sniffing it up to cause yourself to sneeze onto her vagina.
Hey julia, i enjoyed testing salty dragon with you.
by tslz January 20, 2015
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Friend: That girl rejected you haha.
Me: Damn I'm Salty
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Safety Third

An expression used ironically before another person engages in a potentially dangerous activity or action, meant to suggest that the person should take care, but not at the expense of having fun.
Alright, off you go down this steep tree-covered hillside on your homemade go-kart, after you just finished off that 12-pack. Don't forget, safety third!
by jwadsworth January 15, 2013
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safety girl

Girl who carries her own male prophylactics (condoms) for sexual intercourse. From the "I'm a safety girl" line in Pretty Woman.
Tammara is a safety girl, she always carries condoms when she is looking to hook up.
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salty

A word originating in Philadelphia generally meaning that you just got played, or are looking stupid, either because of something you did, or something that was done to you.
Did you get her number?
NO.
aw man, youre feelin salty!!
(everyone laughs)
by littlepinkdeer May 4, 2007
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Salty Margarita

You cum in a girl's mouth, and follow it up with a shot of warm tequila. She must swallow it all.

Optional step if you like the girl: give her a twist of lime to finish it off.
Greg Feldman just gave that bitch a salty margarita!
by NastyFuckk January 18, 2009
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