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yankee pot roast 

The end result of pooping on someone's chin while you teabag them and jerk off at the same time.
"I ate too much and ended up dropping some Yankee Pot Roast on my date last night."
yankee pot roast by The Bitchbang February 18, 2017

Burnt the Roast 

When a Caucasian woman is married to a Caucasian partner, and conceives a baby, but when she goes into labor and gives birth to said child, the baby is of darker skinned ethnic origins, thus revealing that the woman has cheated on her husband, and has given birth to another man’s child.
Sally just had a baby, but she burnt the roast, as clearly it did not belong to Dave.
Burnt the Roast by EYEBR0WSE December 14, 2018

Canadian Spit Roast 

When a female is getting Eiffel Towered by two Canadians.
That chick just got turned into a Canadian Spit Roast!

Yo Mama Roast 

Types of roasts played by kids and teens in effort to jokingly insult one's mother.
Daniel: Yo mama's so stupid that when the zombie apocalypse came, the zombies ignored her because she had no brains.
Crowd: OHHH!
Joshua: Well yo mama's so ugly that when she went into a haunted mansion, she came out with a job.
Crowd: OHHHH GET ROASTED!
Now dats a yo mama roast!
Yo Mama Roast by Panfinz October 21, 2019

field roast 

a turd in a field, generally left there by a large animal such as a horse.
watch your step! you just about trod on a field roast!
field roast by chuckybubbles March 21, 2009

Hog tie and slow roast 

A sexual act requiring two males or two strap-on equipped females, one other person, and a fire. The act is initiated by the first two people hog tying the third person, followed by the first two using their penises/strap-ons to support the third person over a fire via the mouth and anus/vagina, in effect slowly roasting the person over the fire.
We could hog tie and slow roast her.