river raped

A Texas Hold'em term. It is where someone with a weak hand manages to get a very nice hand at the last possible moment (ie. the River), completely defeating your previously-good hand.

I stormed out of the casino after being river raped 5 times in a row!

by FUMA March 19, 2006

Rock River

This starts off with a guy taking a shit on the upper part of a girls back. The guy then slides in between the girls legs on his back and begins to masturbate. The chick straightens her back and the shit slides down her back and onto the masturbating mans cock. After all the shit has slid off her back she then squats over the man and pisses on the poopy dick leading to a gigantic orgasm for the man.(Assuming you like masturbating with piss and shit)

God Dammit, that fucking hooker I bought for Don's bachelor last night charged me an extra 100 bucks to give him a Rock River.

This term comes from The Rock River which runs through my hometown of Rockford, IL. It is dirty and consists mostly of the piss and shit from the Nascar hillbillies that live here and boat on it.

by SaggyBallsHD July 16, 2008

alexa rivera

Brent Rivera’s little sister that is better than him in every way

Did you see that new Alexa Rivera Video? Yeah she owned her brother

by Heehaw ozark August 8, 2020

brent rivera

A famous copycat online stealing thumbnails and video ideas from people.
He steals ideas from smaller content creators and even steals content on tiktok

human 1:Have you heard of a youtuber called brent rivera?
human 2:Oh that copycat? i hate him

by ypkiasg6969 May 24, 2023

reggae on the river

The Best damn festival in the world.. 3 days of reggae music alcohol, every drug known to man, and women walking around with their cloths off

Holy shit i couldnt see straight for the next two weeks after reggae on the river

by Sir EvvyPoo December 14, 2008

Kolkata knight rider

Most balanced and loving franchise of ipl owned by king of Bollywood sahrukh Khan.

Kolkata knight riders is a cricket franchise of ipl

by anonymous April 24, 2021

douche canoe on the lazy river

The laziest band douche of them all. A person who is such a douche they need a canoe to hold all the doucheness and at the same time is to lazy to get anything productive accomplished.

RN is a douche canoe on the lazy river. I am glad i'm not him

by dtch lgnd September 2, 2015