Pine River Sliver

then insertion of the pinky into the anus while fingering a woman; similar to the shocker, usually resulting in surprise and further refusal.

during foreplay with jasmin ronny slipped her the Pine River Sliver causing and immediate shock reaction and complaint.

by Matt Henrikson December 25, 2005

Chocolate River

1: Willy Wonka's magical river made of pure, home grown chocolate, running right through the heart of the Wonka Factory.

2: Your Rectum

1: (Augustus) "HMMMMM CHOCOLATE!!!!"

2: "Mate, i had a curry the other night, turned my asshole into a chocolate river!"

by Kris Ryan September 30, 2008

'rhea river

The deluge of untreated sewage that flows into the wastewater treatment plant. Has been known to carry many seeds, whistles, balloons, and 2x4's and is tended to by turd herders.

Anaerobic bacterial digestion and aeration are important steps in eliminating solids and bacteria from the 'rhea river.

by Sastwatch January 13, 2009

Persian River

The gap between a woman's legs, usually seen when standing.

Rick: Look at that empty space between Mary's thighs, that's so damn sexy.
Tim: Mhmm, I'd sail that Persian River any day!

by Parmeleon Smooth January 18, 2012

Cosmic River/ Cosmic Flow

The state of euphoria felt when inhaling Nitrous Oxide/ Laughing Gas.

Cosmic River/ Cosmic Flow

Ah man, last weekend I did a double and took a long swim in the Cosmic River!

Pass me the cracker, it's time to go to the Cosmic Flow, Joe!

Gnarly Bra! I just took a Cosmic Flow in the Cosmic River!

by memberwhen March 22, 2017

james river high school

a factual description of jrhs. james river high school, often called simply "river", is a small-town school in the boondocks of botetourt county, virginia. known county-wide as your local shithole, this is a gathering for the rednecks in lifted trucks, shouting their mating call "yee-yee", as they scout their natural habitat. the rival school is lord botetourt high, known for it's whores and snobs. (side note: please God will yall accept this as a definition. if you dont then youre a total asswipe.)

Redneck: Down hur in the holler is whur yall find gud ol james river high school. YEE YEE I LOVE 'MURICA TRUMP 2020
Literally everyone else:

by your fellow yee-yee-er October 3, 2019

Simp Reveal

Another form of admitting who you have a crush on in a public space, like a Discord server. You would reveal who you "simp" for, although this only really means to say who you like. This is mainly done by brave people who want to admit who they like in front of their crush.

Usually people will set a goal to when they will admit who they crush on, like messaging 5 thousand times in a Discord server.

Wow, I can't believe that he's doing a simp reveal and not deleting his message.

by firebutawesome November 4, 2020