by User6669420 April 27, 2019

Rachel is a strange creature that usually takes its habitance in a small cold region of Ireland . She is generally ginger and a raging slut/whore/alcoholic , Rachel's are generally people to steer clear of , not a person to bring home to your mother or father. All around Rachel's are horrible people.
by wertyuikjhgfdcfvbghjkl,k July 17, 2012

A gorgeous, yet loathsome girl, usually one who resides in Oregon. She is the envy of all females and the fantasy of all males. However she is a wretched and treacherous whore who must not be trusted for she is a nimf. Her hobbies include munting and producing jaggers of extreme size. Synonyms: See Nympho, Nimf
by Scrotey McDickinAss September 7, 2011

Person: Did it hurt?
Rachel: What?
Person: When you broke the Earth's crust ascending from Hell :)
OR
Person 1: Omg you're such a Rachel
Person 2: *cries them self to sleep*
Rachel: What?
Person: When you broke the Earth's crust ascending from Hell :)
OR
Person 1: Omg you're such a Rachel
Person 2: *cries them self to sleep*
by whales666 May 10, 2018

An extremely confusing girl! One minute she's calling you a boring vegan, the next minute she's not inviting you on nights out because you're too wild. Has massive chebs, likes getting them milked on the daily! Enjoys belly button shots! Never passes up an opportunity for a raunchy photo!
by Naughtyman69 August 18, 2017
