Shitting Pretty

Somebody that looks hot even when they are dropping a deuce.

My Mamita is so hot that even when she goes to the bathroom she is shitting pretty.

by The Witty Coiner October 1, 2014

Pretty Crappy

You searched Pretty Crappy so it said "get a pretty crappy mug for your sister."

"Get a pretty crappy mug for your sister."

by Finding_A_Name_Is_Hard October 28, 2020

Pretty Titty

Silhouettes Showbar . A fun, laid back , corner bar type strip club in Coopersburg Pa. Hot chicks, fun staff and never a dull moment . Due to the reputation of girls with gorgeous full natural breasts it was nicknamed the “Pretty Titty”. However, when locals were angry that it opened back in the day they would call it the “shitty titty” to try to hurt business . Now it is a local staple which many couples even frequent now because of the welcoming , fun environment.

Hey guys let’s go to the Pretty Titty and grab some drinks and play some pool.

by Local Coopersburg June 12, 2018

Pretty Koo

When a person, place, or thing is considered to be acceptable to your standards. Most often used to describe a person who is not a complete and utter douchebag.

Person 1: Yo dawg, you know Jeremy from our english class?

Person 2: Yeah, he's pretty koo.

by Sheezyman November 26, 2009

pretty cry

The only thing Hye-ji from Cinderella and The Four Knights was useful for. I get it, I liked her too but really, tell me something else about her that isn’t related to Hyun-min or Ji-woon. Anyway, pretty crying takes a lot of effort and isn’t very pleasurable. If you want to weep, feel free to go all out, Psalm 6 style. If it helps, you can do what I do and cry in secret. You don’t need to manage your tears or appearance with yourself or The One Above. Hopefully, you feel better, my love xx

“I am worn out from sobbing. All night I flood my bed with weeping, drenching it with my tears. My vision is blurred by grief; my eyes are worn out because of all my enemies.”
Psalms 6:6-7 NLT
You can very much bet this wasn’t a pretty cry.

by A_christian_on_urbandictionary May 15, 2022

Pretty Pusher

A man who only befriends women that he finds attractive, or women who have been deemed attractive as a result of western beauty standards. Usually, this type of man will befriend beautiful women as a way to rise on the social ranks. He might also completely ignore women who are categorized as “ugly.”

John ignored that girl with glasses because he’s a real pretty pusher. He’s totally trying to push the agenda that only beautiful women deserve rights

by Poopmoney6969 April 28, 2021

Pretty Hurts

A phrase to describe the horrors the beauty industry has on women.

(Popularized by Beyoncé's song of the same name.)

Jessica: I had 2 surgeries on my lower abdomen.
Nate: Ouch. Pretty Hurts.

by COKEDIGGER101 July 10, 2022