the act of pulling out a semi hard dong out of a vagina and then slapping the girl in the side of the face with your sloppy dong.
"Hey, you suck at doing my dong!! Its time for a poon slap biatch"
Bitch isn't performing.
Time for a poon slap.
Bitch isn't performing.
Time for a poon slap.
by Diggity Doctor May 30, 2007
Get the poon slapmug. A sexual act where the male inserts and quickly withdraws his penis from the female's vagina and proceeds to shove it in her mouth.
He quickly dips his dick into her poon, then puts it in her mouth, imitating fun dip.
He quickly dips his dick into her poon, then puts it in her mouth, imitating fun dip.
Guy: I want to try something new.
Girl: Okay. :D *opens legs*
Guy: *dips in dick* *puts dick into her mouth*
Girl: *chokes* OMG WHAT?!
Guy: HAHA! POON DIP!
Guy 1: Yo, you fucking poon dip.
Guy 2: What?...
Guy 1: Oh...like when I put my dick into your girls mouth after I fucked her. Sweet, yet salty.
Girl: Okay. :D *opens legs*
Guy: *dips in dick* *puts dick into her mouth*
Girl: *chokes* OMG WHAT?!
Guy: HAHA! POON DIP!
Guy 1: Yo, you fucking poon dip.
Guy 2: What?...
Guy 1: Oh...like when I put my dick into your girls mouth after I fucked her. Sweet, yet salty.
by Seymoure Asses November 2, 2011
Get the poon dipmug. by Carinasan July 7, 2008
Get the Poon Headmug. A member of the female species, who likes to indulge in likeminded actions of a sexual nature, with other members. Usually of the larger variety. In other words fat.
Slim Jim : Wow i would love her to lick my lead.
Bill : Sorry mate, you picked a poon panda there, she is not into her bamboo.
Bill : Sorry mate, you picked a poon panda there, she is not into her bamboo.
by Mighty Ducks June 7, 2005
Get the Poon Pandamug. A poon moon occurs when a woman purposefully flashes her vagina at someone. This is usually a joke, not an invitation for sex.
That little bitch thought she had me when she showed her ass, but I retaliated with a poon moon, and we both know who won that war!
The guys at work are always flashing their balls, and since I don't have them I joined in with a poon moon!
The guys at work are always flashing their balls, and since I don't have them I joined in with a poon moon!
by Moltov Cocktease August 11, 2010
Get the POON MOONmug. An affectionate refferal to the guy within a group of male friends who is renowned for getting the "poon"
Philip - "Yeah where is Dickie?"
Will - "Probably with some gash, he was coated in poon last night!"
Rex - "Well he is the poon doctor!"
Will - "Probably with some gash, he was coated in poon last night!"
Rex - "Well he is the poon doctor!"
by nicomate! October 26, 2009
Get the poon doctormug. by GrapeCakes June 13, 2008
Get the dick-poonmug.