Monica: Did you buy that 12" Dildo?
Eaven: Yes, I'm definitely gonna use it tonight.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Eaven: Just the Polished Stick I bought today.
Eaven: Yes, I'm definitely gonna use it tonight.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Eaven: Just the Polished Stick I bought today.
by Monica's Spaghetti October 25, 2015
Get the Polished Stickmug. It’s when you’re fucking two girls on a 38.5 degree incline and then you cum into a vase and use it as lube for the next time.
Hey bro my date was ducking amazing last night. We ended up back at her place, met up with her Roomate and did the Polish passport.
by Natael July 29, 2022
Get the The Polish passportmug. When a large German man ejaculates into a gym sock and fills the rest with ashes from either wood, paper, or Polish cadavers
by Piddlecak September 18, 2017
Get the polish gymsockmug. This occurs when a woman's vulva is the recipient of a creampie while suffering from a yeast infection during menstruation.
"What's that smell?"
"Sorry, I gave this chick a Polish Burrito and didn't have time to shower after."
"Sorry, I gave this chick a Polish Burrito and didn't have time to shower after."
by Dr. Clits October 19, 2023
Get the polish burritomug. I had a really bizarre and frightening experience when I traveled to the UK in Europe. Of course I ran into some Polish people who kept stalking and pestering me and wouldn’t leave me alone.
For some odd reason these Polish people acted like they owned the place and acted like I was the problem, and not them. (As if only Polish people could be there, and no one else.)
I was minding my own business one day and these Polish people came up to me and started talking to me out of the blue. I wasn’t even talking to these people and chose to ignore them, but they kept pestering and following me around and threatening me. For some odd reason they accused me of stalking them instead, and said they didn’t care about me. (Funny, because I was just about to say the same thing to them. I’m the one telling you Polish people to fuck off, dipshit.)
Being possessive/controlling, Profiling people/keeping people under surveillance, Etc. is against the law. Don’t you Polish people have the common sense to know that this is called impersonating a cop and stalking people, and that it actually is illegal?
So is Loitering. (walking around England jobless and on welfare, doing nothing.)
Weirdo Polish stalkers. (WTF, I don’t even know who they are, or why they’re even saying this to me? …. Lol.)
For some odd reason these Polish people acted like they owned the place and acted like I was the problem, and not them. (As if only Polish people could be there, and no one else.)
I was minding my own business one day and these Polish people came up to me and started talking to me out of the blue. I wasn’t even talking to these people and chose to ignore them, but they kept pestering and following me around and threatening me. For some odd reason they accused me of stalking them instead, and said they didn’t care about me. (Funny, because I was just about to say the same thing to them. I’m the one telling you Polish people to fuck off, dipshit.)
Being possessive/controlling, Profiling people/keeping people under surveillance, Etc. is against the law. Don’t you Polish people have the common sense to know that this is called impersonating a cop and stalking people, and that it actually is illegal?
So is Loitering. (walking around England jobless and on welfare, doing nothing.)
Weirdo Polish stalkers. (WTF, I don’t even know who they are, or why they’re even saying this to me? …. Lol.)
It was a really awkward and creepy experience. Bizarre. These Polish people wouldn’t mind their own business, and didn’t seem to understand that maybe I was scared of them. (They are lucky I didn’t report them for harassment/stalking and impersonating a cop.)
I was in fear when these people kept obsessing over me and wouldn’t leave me alone. And It was almost like they would accuse me of doing what they were doing to me. (Almost like they are delusional and are projecting their own traits back onto me.) How bizarre. They are lucky I didn’t report them to British police and charge them for harassment.
I guess they are confused or something, but somebody has to let the Polish people know that impersonating law enforcement is illegal. They should mind their own business and keep their bullshit to themselves.
These Polish people started talking to me out of the blue and I was like, “Why are they saying this to me?! WTF, I don’t even know them and wasn’t talking to them. How bizarre.”
Polish stalkers, You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not a tour guide or a Police officer, and you’re not entitled to shit. Fuck off you weirdo.
(UD Jews, I meant for you guys to see this.)
I didn’t like those Polish people, they were not like other people?
I was in fear when these people kept obsessing over me and wouldn’t leave me alone. And It was almost like they would accuse me of doing what they were doing to me. (Almost like they are delusional and are projecting their own traits back onto me.) How bizarre. They are lucky I didn’t report them to British police and charge them for harassment.
I guess they are confused or something, but somebody has to let the Polish people know that impersonating law enforcement is illegal. They should mind their own business and keep their bullshit to themselves.
These Polish people started talking to me out of the blue and I was like, “Why are they saying this to me?! WTF, I don’t even know them and wasn’t talking to them. How bizarre.”
Polish stalkers, You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not a tour guide or a Police officer, and you’re not entitled to shit. Fuck off you weirdo.
(UD Jews, I meant for you guys to see this.)
I didn’t like those Polish people, they were not like other people?
by Death Menace September 17, 2023
Get the Polish stalkermug. where you pour a shot of vodka into someone's asshole and they fart to make it bubble and you slurp it straight out of their bumhole
by warlock of feet January 8, 2021
Get the Polish Jacuzzimug. by please choose a name June 18, 2021
Get the Black Polishmug.