When a virgin inserts a mini pineapple inside her vaginal area and pop her metephoric cherry and let it bleed out the pineapple and she feeds it to her youngest sibling as an ancient ritual of witches to cleanse the body of sins.
by Mormonboy1 May 14, 2017
The act of masterbating ferociously
Last night my mom caught me shaving the pineapple.
Today has been quite the day, I'm going home to shave the pineapple til I pass out.
Today has been quite the day, I'm going home to shave the pineapple til I pass out.
by Dannyboii January 27, 2013
Fat fucking tits, like you would see on a tribal fat fuck head hunter...sumo tits with a droopy mass comming to a point at the nipple.
Pineapple tits are big saggy and ugly flabby tits. They are characterized by the nipple coming to a point, like the texture of a pinaepple.
by akareefkeeper August 11, 2015
by Ur majama March 19, 2017
Where you and your partner dress up like spongebob and pee on a pineapple then proceed to use it as a massive dildo on each other.
by M Manson November 15, 2018
When you take a shit so hard that your asshole turns inside out, and rips your ass lining so its jagged like a pink pineapple.
Guy #1- Yo bro I took such a hard shit yesterday.
Guy #2- How bad man?
Guy #1- Like Pink Pineapple Bad...
Guy #2- Ouch...
Guy #2- How bad man?
Guy #1- Like Pink Pineapple Bad...
Guy #2- Ouch...
by Pandapig1 January 02, 2014
by ChaseTheAce September 12, 2012