A Portland pie

When a street urchin smashes out all the windows of your car coating the interior with broken glass/“pie crust” then drops a

duece/“pie filling” all over the inside of your vehicle and leaves it to bake in the sun.

I went in the store for 15 minutes and when i came out someone had turned my ford escape into a Portland pie.

by Feral fecal photos August 30, 2023

pie thumber

A person who is in a serious relationship and continues to flirt, kiss, hang off of, or have sex with other people. Often several at the same time. This comes from the not so common phrase of someone "putting their thumbs in more then one pie."

The pie thumber would always make out with several other boys even though she had a fiance.

by Lavinia Cay February 5, 2007

Pie drop

When a female drops her vagina in your mouth or face

I let her do that pie drop on me.

by Leon Williams III May 26, 2017

Pie Merchant

A girl playing hard-to-get on a night out or over meeting up with a boy. Taken from the term "to pie" someone. (rejection)

Tony - What happened when you asked that girl if you could buy her a drink?

Andy - She said no! The Pie Merchant!

by JDogLikelyLad November 9, 2011

Pie Mole

The lady that brings smoko/lunch to your warehouse in a food van. Smoko Slut is also allowed.

Hey guys, Pie Mole is here!

by mcpheematt May 10, 2020

Thai Pie

A gang bang involving at least five Thais, pizza dough, and a bowl of curry.

Yin and I jumped in on a hot Thai Pie last night.

by ItsKevinTurds March 26, 2018

K-Pie

When an individual squats on a key lime pie making an imprint of their genitals and then proceeds to have their partner(s) lick it off of them while bending over or via face sitting.

Do you want to come over this weekend for some K-pieing? The neighbors just made a fresh batch of key lime pies!

by Ripperroo5000 March 19, 2022