phelped

Giving your guests a bong hit so huge, they cough uncontrollably.

"After dinner, I phelped Joe's ass"

(this is the correct spelling of an entry submitted earlier today)

by Pud man March 3, 2009

phelpsed

When someone takes a picture of you obviously under the influence of multiple narcotics or in the process of administering your medication. Then tags it on facebook for the entire world to see.

Damn, Carissa tagged a photo of me rolling face, half naked covered only in glowsticks and my grandma saw it. She totally phelpsed me.

by The Masta Flex February 17, 2010

Phelps Skeet

Super swimming sperm that tend to impregnate any egg they swim across

What, Johnny knocked up a girl again? Damn, he must have Phelps skeet because that's 3 babies in 3 lays. That dude needs to wear a swimmers hat on his little Michael.

by Skeeter2312 May 17, 2011

phelps

to destroy in an Olympic medal-worthy way.

The US basketball team is phelpsing the competition right now.
I straight phelpsed that kitty kat last night. Oh wait, this is her calling me now. . .

by Dizastaa August 11, 2012

Phelpsing

Verb:

1. To smoke herbs in preparation for a competitive event or in celebration of the victory of a competitive event

"Hey guys I'm Phelpsing right now I will be ready for the match in a few minutes."

"Bro, that was an amazing match, I am going to be Phelpsing with the good stuff tonight!"

by Hardluck December 25, 2012

Phelpsed

Getting badly beaten in a race, prior to which you publicly taunted the winner by shadow-boxing in front of him on TV.

Wow. Chad le Clos really got Phelpsed in the Olympic's 200-meter butterfly final.

by GetWellKatelynn August 11, 2016

Phelpsed

To utterly dominate to the point of embarrassment of ones opponents.

Did you see how hard Michael Phelps phelpsed all of his competitors in this years olympics

by Hunter3901 August 11, 2016