Club penguin

By far the best game in History
We lost it too soon
RIP

I miss club penguin

by Kassmander March 2, 2019

jakey penguin

A person who enjoys the 'odd tipple' and a white ring around the nostril from a certain tranquilizer powder.. whilst attempting to walk/dance around a festival/free party/rave in a straight line and simultaneously maintain a certain sense of decorum.

-often found amongst the rave scene of england and throughout europe. may be hard to spot without the right tools.

a 'munter' or jakey penguin enthusiast

by bristokristo July 15, 2010

penguin felcher

Basically someone who felches penguins. Although this sounds easy, sucking the felch out before it freezes is extremely difficult. Penguin felchers are held amongst the highest ranks of felchers.

Mark is a real penguin felcher.

by Pat the felcher May 20, 2006

Angry Penguin

When a man and a woman are having doggy-style intercourse either vaginally or anally. Before the male has an orgasm, he shoves ice into whichever hole his penis was in.

"John's wife is so cold, she didn't even feel him do an Angry Penguin!"

by Boomstyk August 8, 2009

Penguin Luftwaffe

The elite airfighter unit in the KAF(Kraznanian Air Force). Hand-picked from only the finest Penguin pilots ever to walk this planet, their planes run on LINUX, and their planes are housed in Mrs. Potocki's trailer.

Emperor Dave!The Penguin Luftwaffe are prepared for takeoff!

by Crazy James No.II November 20, 2003

Penguin Shuffle

When you have to take a dump but can't walk normal. One that walks with clenched butt cheeks.

Oh Jeez! I don't think I'm going to make this without doing the Penguin Shuffle to the bathroom!

by servoisgod January 13, 2009

Penguin King

Noun. 'The' lover of all artic birds. Typically does not sleep, and is liable to attack only if provoked. Generally though, this monarch is just, aspiring, and a bit creepy. If charging does occur, only by playing "Graceland" by Paul Simon will the victim have a chance to escape. Recognizable by a crown of feathery-black hair.

Don't bother the penguins --- the Penquin King might get you.

by Empress A July 2, 2005