Patriotism 

The act of shooting anybody that says something against steak, gasoline, and multiplayer gaming.

"Man, I hate steak, and gasoline, and multiplayer gaming!"
*Points gun*
"Show some Patriotism, or get out of my country, mother f&#$er."

Patriotism by Jaerda June 1, 2016

Patriophilia 

Someone who is / being sexually attracted to America.

"That guy is a Patriophile, he has over 40 American flags".
A patriophile or, Patriophilia is someone who sees America sexually.

Patriophilia by Bandit Keith Howard December 21, 2014

hypocritical patriotism 

What most of the world's citizens suffer. Typically, a citizen of a given non-American country will defame Americans as being fanatics and meatheads over the smallest displays of patriotism that are made. They almost always pride themselves on being "open minded" and "tolerant" (something that, somehow, is the opposite of patriotism in the mind of a prejudiced anti-American) because they are not fanatical like they claim the Americans are.

In reality, these people tend to be far more patriotic, sometimes even bordering on chauvunism or nationalism. A typical example is sports fans who follow their national team.

Canadians are among the most well-known practicioners of hypocritical patriotism.

The Canadian compared the Americans visiting his town to lower life forms, declaring that Americans will believe anything the government tells them simply because the visitors had an American flag sticker on the bumper of their car. He then went on to say that Canadians were the superior people in the world. The Americans laughed in reply, finding humor in how blind the Canadian was to his own fanaticsm.

hypocritical patriotism by The Infamous Trev-MUN February 25, 2004

patriotism 

term used by rednecks and meglomaniacs presidents, often as they are stealing out freedoms out from under us, to justify without reason their foolish actions.

The Patriot Act, as pushed by George W Bush

patriotism by bobbyw September 12, 2004

patriotize 

Giving someone an ass whooping because they doubt your skills or because you just feel like it. Applies to any situation in life and was made popular by the NE demolition of the Washington Redskins on October 28th, 2007 where they destroyed them 52-7.

The NE Patriots have patriotized many teams in the NFL and are going to patriotize many more before the season is over.

patriotize by James T. 2 November 15, 2007

Patriotistic 

A level of patriotism that is strong enough to bring out the patriotism in the most cynical and unpatriotic of people.

He was so patriotistic, he had the entire drunk tank singing "Proud to be an American".

Patriotistic by The Teej July 31, 2013

patriotism 

The shit that Toby Keith, Alan Jackson, and other retarded country singers are full of. It is loving your country so much you go out of your way to piss people off with HORRIBLE music and capitalize on their emotions. Anything with 9/11 in it these days is bowed to.

Alan Jackson and Toby Keith suck a fat baby's dick.

patriotism by Josh September 11, 2004