Parachute

The best band in the entire world. They make great music and are smoking hot.

Dude did you go to the Parachute concert last night? They were banging!

by loveyoux3 December 6, 2009

para-sex

sexual activity parallel to but separate from the norm-
e.g homosexual sex which can not produce offspring,which
may simulate normal sexual intercourse, but is not the real thing.

Those guys are engaging in para-sex and are trying to make believe it's the real thing, but where did that baby come from ? how dey do dat ?

by para-den March 15, 2011

Parachute

The Parachute: Insert both fists and feet into your partner's gaping vagina/asshole and hold on for dear life, in the shape of a human parachute. This can be extremely pleasurable for many different reasons; The massive amount of pressure and weight on the walls of the selected hole are enough to cause orgasm, but the sensation of wriggling fingers and toes will be too much to bare.

Also a very useful way to build INTENSE MOTHERFUCKING CORE AND BACK MUSCLES.

Me: Your mom sure does like it when I get a parachute going up in that gaping pussy of hers.

Me: Did you see that parachute I just pulled off on your mom?

by Ten Piece Cunt McNugget May 30, 2010

parrage

To party and rage at the same time, most commonly at a rave

We're gonna go to the EDM concert and parrage.

by Teevi July 11, 2016

parrant

Someone with severe behavioural issues who often gets physical and is easily offended. They also may be lacking essential social skills and/or intellect

Geez that dude is such a parrant

by Bond didn't do it December 12, 2016

Paraddict

Someone who is extremely obsessed with Paramore. May be in love all members of the band. thinks about the band every second of the day and talks about them nonstop.

Cassi: Paramore is the best band ever, i love all their songs, and i wanna bang all of them.

Trista: You're such a Paraddict.

by casslovesmusic November 16, 2009

Parachute Knicker

(Scottish) Edinburgh saying referring to a lady who likes the boaby and her pants are like a parachute that hovver aboot the knee area.

Shut it parachute knickers, you've hud mare pricks than a second hand dart board!

by MC Yourmamma June 17, 2011