Parental Blindness

A parent’s inability to see their child’s athletic ability for what it is.

I just got a call from a parent of a kid that got put on the JV team. She was very upset that her child didn’t get put on the varsity team. That parent suffers from PARENTAL BLINDNESS.

by HScoach09 April 7, 2022

Male Parent

Built: Different

Who's that?
Damb, that's Male Parent

by Sir Leaky Bum October 1, 2021

Parents not found

People who ship unironically, creators dream and george

"Wow they ship dream and george? They must be a parents not found."

by Boclocfox August 17, 2021

Asian parents

Obnoxious twits who try to "discipline" their kids using physical aggression and bullying tactics. If you are an asian parent reading this, fuck you. You think you're so tough and macho. We all know you are full of shit. You don't have the mental strength to face your problems so you bully your kids. Go mess with someone your own size or I'll beat you up when you grow old. I know some asshole is going to complain that I'm being racist but every asian kid I've met knows that asian parents are racist towards their own race, so shut the fuck up.

Asian parents: Do your homework before I spank you.
Me: You do your work before I kick your saggy nuts open.

by pooperfart November 28, 2021

parental advisory

the way to distinguish rap music from good music

if the guy on the album is black and there's a parental advisory, its a rap album

by ppp December 27, 2004

Whore Parent

A parent who insists on dropping their whore child off in the student parking lot at any high school instead of waddling their ass to the parent pick up where they belong.

The whore parent in the Land Rover busted shit through the student parking lot like it was nobody's business and stopped in an intersection so her tubby bitch kid could haul ass to first period and ended up getting owned by the Senior in his new H3.

by Seamus Gibbons December 16, 2006

Solo-Parent

A solo-parent is another way of saying single parent but does not reflect on a person's relationship status. This person parents their child(ren) on their own but was or is not necessarily single.

She is a solo-parent but has a really great boyfriend.

by sexbeyond40 June 9, 2014