parasailing

A satirical synonym for paragliding, grounded in public confusion of the activity and the sport.

Sunday! Let’s do parasailing!!

by Whistling teapot September 2, 2022

Parbitchous

You know what this means…

They are parbitchous

by Thatone66666 September 23, 2022

Parasite

Usually a female but can also be a male human being. Who are the worst life forms known. Thier character has no loyalty to either good or evil.A goddess is loyal to her god and vice versa, as well as a wife to a husband and a prostitute is to a pimp. Even a demon has loyalty to the Devil. The parasite has loyalty to only foolishness or childish behavior or self gratification and sexual impulses or substance abuse. And by all means will cross any line to make those things possible. A parasite goes through life unable to to do accomplish anything that takes time or dedication and focus. They are only concerned with with the false power that they think they are receiving from self sabotaging themselves as well as others. While simultaneously living in repeated patters of a constant never ending rotation of sexual partners and relationships that they become attached to until the host/sexual partner is either to weak or starts to fight against the low vibrating parasite and then they will quickly find another host.

She is beautiful on the outside but she is a parasite ,she will sleep with your friend or family member or arch rival just to get attention or simply because she is bored.

by Dr.Melindez January 1, 2023

Parasitic acid

Parasitic acid is unknown and not many people know what it is, but here right now sitting my ass on my computer with Doritos residue on my fingers found out. Parasitic acid is actually found in every single gas station in existence and only is found in gas stations, it’s this weird green stuff called MTN DEW and it tastes like shit, and it’s the most toxic substance I’ve ever consumed like it’s truly phenomenal that such a product like this could even exist like there’s advertisement for this game called call of duty with this skeleton man on it like I just can’t stop drinking this but I hate it so much, but maybe it’s just that the feeling of my organs getting ruptured on the inside and my arteries getting clogged and internal bleeding going everywhere it’s just so magnificent.

Loser 1: hey wanna listen to Weezer while we drink parasitic acid aka Mountain Dew? Idiot 2: sure man I love getting sent to the emergency room!

by Myshoeisanuke February 21, 2023

Parasite

A man who is clingy or possessive of his partner.

Jenny’s got a parasite and she couldn’t get rid of him!

by AntToeKnee Sapp May 3, 2023

parasciuc

someone who is losing hair, has a thicc booty and unmatched rizz.

synonym: Marcus

yo that guy is a parasciuc

by gomgomdacat May 23, 2023

Parashrooming

The act of hunting mushrooms whilst out with your paraglider.

We've walked all the way up the hill and the wind is just too strong to fly, but - ooh - we may as well do some parashrooming.

Shit - I broke my ankle because I was looking at some fine shrooms instead of concentrating on flaring out the landing. Parashrooming fool.

by earik August 26, 2023