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Everybody Panic!

Often used on Fark.com as a ending tag line to a headline that is used as a scare tactic by the media. The over dramatization causes the reader to feel the full effects of the sarcasm and coulis sense of humor the submitter intended for the headline.

In formal usage it can be an exclamatory phrase to express very real danger and incite chaos to the crowds causing mass damage to area's and buildings as well as the people panicking. Please don't yell "Everybody Panic" in the middle of a large crowd as it is an offense that could get you arrested. However funny it might be.
F-15 groundings have caused Alaska to depend on the Canadian Air Force for protection. EVERYBODY PANIC No really: EVERYBODY PANIC! -- Fark
by Cheez is rice April 21, 2009
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key panic

Key panic is the feeling of horror one experiences when they aren't sure if their keys are on their person. It can last for an instant during a pat-down of the pockets or for a long time while one searches the house or retraces his steps through the neighborhood.

The feeling of panic may linger for a while after the keys are found, and may even induce post key panic stress disorder, where one frequently reassures oneself that they have their keys and checks for them often.
John suffered from a bout of key panic when he realized his keys weren't in his pocket. The panic ended when he found them on his desk.
by Jason Kolesnikowicz June 16, 2010
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cnn and panic

Exact opposite of "Netflix and chill": watching the news with a friend/friends and totally losing your shit over the terrifying subject matter, no one is getting laid in this scenario.
" I invited some coworkers over to watch the election coverage on Tuesday, it turned into a complete CNN and panic situation"
by HilltheThrill November 17, 2016
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Totally Panic!

1.What you call something positivly relating to the band Panic! at the Disco.

2.What something is when it reminds you of Panic! at the Disco.
Nicki: Look at that guys top hat it's so cool!
Ally: I know it's Totally Panic!

Ally:Formaldehyde is a Totally Panic! word.
by Allisin August 27, 2006
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Boston Panic

Reacting with unreasonable fear to simple and innocent objects that are perceived as a threat due to a total lack of understanding or knowledge.
Really Jason, don't get into a Boston Panic, it's just a Daddy Long Legs not a spider.
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Homo Panic

Homo Panic is defined as a panic state that is reached by individuals defined as homophobic reach when encountered with a homosexual or the possibility that they might be perceived as a homosexual.
Steve,in a moment of homo panic, purchased truck nuts to hang on his paisley minivan to appear more manly.
by Singeboy9 October 21, 2008
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Techno-Panic

1. The sentiment of anger, rage and intolerance at various technological instruments which are not performing to one's expectations.

2. A disillusioned person who channels their rage at a technological device, when in fact they are experiencing a User Error.
1. Blue screen of death - Lost my report - Techno-Panicked and punched a hole in my monitor.

2. Alina Techno-Panicked on her cell phone cause she couldn't figure out Google Maps. The software wasn't any more effective after she threw her phone out the car window...
by SoreThumbs July 25, 2011
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