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Oppertunity

Oppertunity (noun): The rebel cousin of “opportunity,” used by people who refuse to let the English language tell them what to do.
Oppertunity:
A glorious chance to do something epic, usually involving the boys, bad ideas, and at least one thing you hope never shows up in your camera roll.
by HappyGilmore007 December 4, 2025
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rectum oppresser

a term used for a guy that has rectal sex
"My friend Ricky is a real rectum oppesser"
by Pen Isman February 2, 2004
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rusty opportunity

The opposite of a golden opportunity. This happens when a desirable situation occurs, but the conditions are not to your liking.
Joe: You had a golden opportunity to hook up last night. What happened?

Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.
by 2014_chiguy June 12, 2014
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Equal Opportunity supporters

When you support all groups of people regardless of their race; gender, religion, or creed.
Chief Anjelo's and his non profit organization prides themselves on being Equal Opportunity supporters, they will not judge people.
by Jamison Latimor October 8, 2016
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Het Opperbazenbrood

The most holy creature in the world. It's the most bossest sandwich that ever existed in the history of humankind.
The Veggie Patty is the biggest enemy of Het Opperbazenbrood
by #The#Original#Don November 19, 2016
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Kimchi Oppa

The stunningly attractive, smart, kind and athletic Korean male we all know and love or need in our life. Typically used by females who have caught a major case of yellow fever or are heavily into K-pop (popular Korean music).

Note: 'Oppa' means older brother in Korean and is used by females when referring to males older than themselves.
Example 1: "Wow, did you just see that hot Korean dude? He's such a Kimchi Oppa."
Example 2:

"Caitlin won't go out with me."
"Why not?"
"She's in love with a Kimchi Oppa."
"I can't blame her, those Koreans are damn attractive."
by Chimminy555 February 2, 2018
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crisis opportunist

A person or business-establishment that "moves in for the kill" whenever others are in a tight spot, hoping to "score big" due to the victims-of-circumstance's feelings of helplessness and desperation.
Some high-school guys with raging hormones purposely cram and toil to "exceptionally learn" math, English, history, science, etc, so that they can then extract sexual favors from less-competent girls who need help with their homework --- what shameless crisis opportunists!
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
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