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Open Lid

A position in sex dedicated to the defimation of women. You drop a big stinkin load in the toilet two weeks prior to meeting the cunt. Then, you hit it doggystyle over the toilet, slamming the lid on her head occasionally while she takes in the sweet aroma.
Tracy cheated on me last week so I gave her the open lid as revenge.
by GG January 23, 2004
mugGet the Open Lidmug.

Can Opener

A vagina with tremendous muscular control; e.g. capable of opening a can.
Q: Have you got any beer in the back of your truck?

A: Nope, sorry dude I've only got your girlfriend back here.

Dude: Well, be careful, she's got a real can opener.
by Oregontrials November 30, 2009
mugGet the Can Openermug.

open game

When a girl is getting hit on by multiple guys, and vise versa. So it meaning that it could be anyone's chick/guy, hence the word "Open Game"
No way? Arnie and Rob are scammin on that same girl that your trying to get with? Daammnnnn... Open game son!
by -djsupagi- May 8, 2008
mugGet the open gamemug.

Fart-Opener

A fart of such noise and strength it can just open a bottle of beer to open a cold one with the boys
"Dude I swear to God I had Fart-Opener last night, it smelled! "
by Knee-Lover August 11, 2018
mugGet the Fart-Openermug.

Open The Lunchbox

To Emit Wind From Anus
God damm it who opened the lunchbox .
Lookout I gotta open the lunchbox
by Harassedhusband February 18, 2011
mugGet the Open The Lunchboxmug.

Open get

When one notices all the flaws and imperfections, mostly idiocy, in someone, and then begins to tear them a new one in the most thorough of fashion. Named this due to the fact its as if all of their mental retardation was in an open field and you just got it all in one place to shove in their face.
Well the whore complained about abortions and wondered why her parents didn't accept her, John couldn't help but Open get her.
by toadsterBbox July 1, 2012
mugGet the Open getmug.

opened a keg of fruit

Woo! Somebody opened a keg of fruit in here
by june t September 30, 2016
mugGet the opened a keg of fruitmug.

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