third beer

The point of no return.

I wasn't going to get drunk tonight, but after my third beer I got the thirst.

by Phipps48 September 24, 2013

Cuppla Beers

What you usually tell
a police officer/wife/significant other when they ask how many beers you had tonight.

"exuse me sir, how many you had tonight?" "uuuh, I shwear Ossifer, I only had a cuppla beers".....

by Crazy68 October 1, 2009

beer bong it

another way to say suck it up

no money?
no chick?
beer bong it

by DaChronic May 28, 2008

Beer Lake

A body of water that is actually the size of a small pond--easy crossed by an arched footbridge. Usually located on a college campus. Rumors abound about the lost things that are in the bottom of said water--(ie-a car, money, jewelry, Jimmy Hoffa, etc.).

-Did you know that there's a car in the bottom of Beer Lake?
-No Way!
-Yeah--and maybe Jimmy Hoffa, too!

by queendork76 August 16, 2007

Dog beers

A dumbass song made by a fag named Katie Noel

Person 1: Hey have you heard of dog beers by Katie Noel

Person 2: yes I have that shit is ass

by FrenchToast_55 July 31, 2022

Beer Tan

The red look the skin takes on after years of hard drinking, somewhat resembling a tan.

Guy #1 "Did you see that old guy's face?"

Guy #2 "Yeah, he had a total beer tan."

by TheSpecterWithin September 14, 2009

beer butt

Diarrhea that normally follows a long night of drinking cheap beer.

I wish I didn't drink all that Pabst last night, the beer butt is killing me.

by Beef Wellington October 5, 2007