by Boris The Lapdog March 23, 2018

by Dehj July 10, 2018

Momma block is the most spectacular of all moms. She is selfless, and will do anything to make you happy. She works so hard, and you are so grateful for her everyday. No matter how hard her day was, Momma Block will come home with a smile on her face and greet you with open arms. She has a top notch fashion sense and will never let you leave the house looking homeless. She is beautiful, and is so humble that she will never accept your compliments or ever take a moment to realize how amazing she is. She is generous, loving, caring, funny (sometimes), and truly a delight to be around. Also, she makes really good tacos and guacamole, so that’s nice. There aren’t enough words in this dictionary to express how much you love her. You hope one day you can maker her proud and pay her back for everything she has done for you. But overall, everyone deserves to have a momma block in their life, because it will make their life a million times better, and don’t ever forget that.
“ Yo, who is that lady super cool lady over there with that amazing outfit on?”
“Oh, that’s Momma Block. You aren’t cool enough to talk to her.”
“Oh, that’s Momma Block. You aren’t cool enough to talk to her.”
by the_block’s_daughter December 16, 2023

A woman in your neighborhood who sees kids who don't seem to be cared enough for like hungry n dirty lonly kids and/or the gang or runaway youth n helpfeed them n let them come over to feel safe.
by Momma D! May 8, 2018

Late 80’s phrase. Use this comeback when someone says a negative or derogatory statement about you you would then reply yeah yeah your momma.
by Gorski January 3, 2018

by ḑ̴̞͛̒ỉ͔͖̜͌ẹ̿͋̒̕ November 5, 2022

big momma jugs
when ur friend invites you over to your stepmoms house and she makes you grilled cheese with a note "meet me upstairs, daddy ;)" you quickly yeeted up the stairs to the laundry room to find your grandfather sucking the gay neighbours dick.
when ur friend invites you over to your stepmoms house and she makes you grilled cheese with a note "meet me upstairs, daddy ;)" you quickly yeeted up the stairs to the laundry room to find your grandfather sucking the gay neighbours dick.
by bigmommajugs69 June 11, 2022
