The most hilarious show ever created where comedians and funny people from the internet talk about things that happened during the week. Can be seen on the weekends on VH1.
by SecCom October 09, 2004
Technique for winning over a girl. After establishing to the girl that you care about her and want her, you ignore her at all cost for 2 weeks. After 2 weeks, text her “I miss you.”
Guy 1: bro, this girls playing hard to get, what should I do?
Guy 2: Hit her with the two week method, the tension will make her want you more.
Guy 2: Hit her with the two week method, the tension will make her want you more.
by Jack5473 December 24, 2018
During shark week Joanna was a total bitch
by Benny the Red April 25, 2015
by Nichole McKnight September 22, 2009
A two week list is a list of the people who must not be allowed to live longer than you. Therefore, when you are told you have two weeks to live it is time to start checking off the names on your list.
It's basically a bucket list of murder.
It's basically a bucket list of murder.
by Godlessness April 02, 2011
A famous line by Bobby Shmurda in his song Hot Nigga. When you hear this line near the end of the song, it is an absolute MUST to do the shmoney dance.
by The Real Bobby Shmurda November 04, 2014
N.- The state of confusion/depression that arises during your first week at a new job. You don't know how to do anything yet, you don't know anyone and it is awwkwarrrrd and depressing...
Joanie-
"What's wrong Renee? I thought you landed your dream job."
Renee-
"I did, I just started yesterday. I don't want to go back, I think I may have the first week blues..."
"What's wrong Renee? I thought you landed your dream job."
Renee-
"I did, I just started yesterday. I don't want to go back, I think I may have the first week blues..."
by Fred McCowerker October 23, 2007