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bottle bong

A bong that is made out of an empty water bottle.
Person 1: "Hey man, got any kush?"

Person 2: "Yeah, just no bong"

Person 1: "It's aight. I can make a bottle bong."
by detourious#1015 July 22, 2017
mugGet the bottle bongmug.

Bong Sewage

The burnt, wet, smells like a moldy cum sock weed that clogs up the stem of your bowl on your bong.
Give me a paper clip so I can scrape out the nasty bong sewage.
by Peachy Boi May 20, 2020
mugGet the Bong Sewagemug.

bong cat

A truly magnificent cat. A Bong Cat is usually elongated, fat, and tremendously lazy. Their soul purpose is to be loved and enjoyed by grandchildren and kind old people. Do not disrespect a Bong Cat, though. They love to be loved, but if you mess with and mistreat them too much they will possibly shun you and ignore you for the rest of their life. Also, they are called Bong Cats because of there long, fat, bong like shape.
Person one: “aw, what a cute cat!”
Person two: “it’s not just any cat. It’s a Bong Cat!”
Person one: *proceeds to grab, pet, and fondle it despite its frustrated meowing.*
Person two: “You fool! You have just given up the alliance of a life time!
by Mr.Spammucci September 27, 2018
mugGet the bong catmug.

bong virus

A cough or common cold that a group of friends, who smoke weed together, acquire when one jackass hits the bong with out informing people that they are sick.
*Cough Cough* " what's wrong dude?" "Bong virus man"

"A bong virus? What's that"

"We were all smoking the other day and Dakins dumbass was sick and didn't tell us so were all sick now"
by Reddd dogg November 22, 2014
mugGet the bong virusmug.

Bong Cough

After a few weeks of ripping, you will feel a sensation in your throat after a rip and just want to cough your fucking brains out. Usually leaves your body randomly and you never know how long it could last.

Possible Symptoms:
-severe cough upon ripping
-excessive spitting post rip
-tightening of chest
-short of breath
-immense dehydration
*takes rip* “Yo after that rip I think I have bong cough!”
by meesandauds July 17, 2018
mugGet the Bong Coughmug.

Bog Bong

The act of shitting and have a bong
Xan: Come have a bong

Caps: I can’t I’m shitting

Xan : that’s all good just have a Bog Bong
by ShelfinXans January 25, 2022
mugGet the Bog Bongmug.

energy bong

A bong that has energy drink as the bong water. It adds small flavour of the energy drink.
In South Australia it’s also called a nuclear bong.
Tessa: What you smoking a bong?
Rachel: yeah an energy bong!
Tessa: why?
Rachel: You taste the energy while smoking!!!
Tessa: pass it here, I want some
*Tessa smokes it with monster energy drink creating an unique taste*
by tastytyr July 1, 2020
mugGet the energy bongmug.

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